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Road House
You will not be cross examined at the scene of a bloody multiple homicide providing you say you didn't see anything. Dalton didn't see anything, he just arrived a few seconds ago and wouldn't you know it, his car spontaneously blew up whilst he somehow sustained several injuries conducive with fighting and his fingerprints are on several weapons including a knife that has now killed 3 people including the separate murder of Wade.
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    Posted, 17th January 2017
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    Road House
    It will not bring back any bad memories to go swimming in a watering hole in the town where your best pal died and the site of a massacre you nearly died in is in clear view and a stones throw from the spot you ripped a mans throat out with your bare hands not 24 hours previously. Happy times!
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      Posted, 17th January 2017
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      Road House
      Never start anything inside....except EVERY SINGLE FIGHT
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        Days of Thunder
        You are going flat out but you need to go faster, what do you do? Push the accelerator!! Hang on - you mean you weren't actually going flat out before then you silly billy?
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          Posted, 18th September 2014
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          The Master
          Lets hope nobody launches an attack on the USS Pisshead - those torpedoes are no good any more
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            Posted, 18th September 2014
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            The Master
            Don't cheese off the master in this life because in the next life he will show you no mercy
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              Posted, 18th September 2014
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              The Master
              I'd love to get you. On a slow boat to China All to myself alone. Get you and keep you. In my arms ever more.
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                Posted, 18th September 2014
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                The Master
                Don't lend an alcoholic sex fiend your motorcycle, you will be waiting a long time for its return
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                  Posted, 18th September 2014
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                  The Master
                  If you challenge the masters dodgy ideology you are a pig fuck
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                    Posted, 18th September 2014
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                    The Master
                    People will happily drink insane toxic concoctions made by strangers
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                      Posted, 18th September 2014
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                      The Master
                      After a few seconds sailors will begin to not find it funny when you are dry humping their sculpture of a woman made from sand
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                        Posted, 18th September 2014
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                        The Master
                        If you are the master you can go a roving a roving with naked fair maids in front of your wife and still get hand relief from her later
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                          Posted, 18th September 2014
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                          Ides of March, The
                          You can stroll into a hotel room late at night where a body has just been discovered, have a conversation with a witness, steal items, then drive away and never be asked about it again
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                            Posted, 18th September 2014
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