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Jennifer's Body
Always go into an abandoned building and start making out with a demon disguised as a girl.
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    Twilight Saga: New Moon, The
    If you see a fire in the ocean, you are either hallucinating or a crazy vampire, which is after you, is being chased by a bunch of giant wolves.
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      Monsters vs Aliens
      If you stow away on an alien ship, be prepared to die.
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        Bolt
        To stow away on a moving truck, cling to the bottom of a couch.
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          Bolt
          If you are ever on the run, hop onto a house getting moved somewhere that is probably not the place you want to go.
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            2012
            When the world is going to end, stand on a volcano and watch the explosions coming towards you. Say "it's so beautiful," then get hit by a giant flying rock.
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              2012
              Everybody move to the Himalayas.
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                Jennifer's Body
                Girls always want to meet up in dark, abandoned buildings.
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                  If you ever go to the jungles of South America, ALWAYS bring chocolate just in case you meet up with a few Kevins.
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                    Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
                    Always take packages from creepy strangers in bathrooms. Then open them and get CURSED!
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                      Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian
                      Don't EVER slap a monkey! It will just result in you getting slapped yourself. And NEVER EVER make a monkey mad... he'll pee on you!
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                        Ice Age 3 - Dawn of the Dinosaurs
                        Never let Diego babysit...He might eat the kids!
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