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Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult, The
Like a blind man at an orgy, Frank was going to have to feel his way through.
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  • 24th February 2015 by zikzak393
    ...was going to have to feel things out.
K-PAX
It's spelled Prot, but it's pronounced like "goat".
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  • 24th February 2015 by zikzak393
    That must prove he's from K-PAX.
The Loft
You will miss about 10 minutes of dialogue. Thanks intrusive orchestra music.
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  • 24th February 2015 by zikzak393
    Must have thought the opera effect would be nice.
Broken Trail
Ed Bywater has big ears.
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  • 20th February 2015 by zikzak393
    Actually, Big Ears Bywater's ears aren't that big, he just has really good hearing.
American Sniper
When your husband-- the former SEAL sniper with PTSD--walks into the kitchen and points a loaded pistol at you and kiddingly demand that you drop your drawers, just giggle and hug each other as he presses the pistol flush against your lower back.
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  • 9th February 2015 by zikzak393
    I don't understand Texan foreplay. I've been using jewelry, flowers and/or wine.
Dark Shadows
Don't steal Barnabas's blood
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  • 5th February 2015 by zikzak393
    So, it's OK for a Vampire to drink his own blood if it passes through someone else first?
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
It is possible to find a £20 note on the sidewalk and then buy a chocolate bar afterwards that miraculously has the last Golden Ticket in it.
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  • 4th February 2015 by zikzak393
    And not worry about the change.
Cast Away
Helen Hunt should have gotten a divorce, left the kids, and ran off with Tom Hanks!
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  • 4th February 2015 by zikzak393
    That only works in the movies.
Cars
The Miata Twins flash their lights at Lighning McQueen like groupies lifting their shirt to rock stars.
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  • 4th February 2015 by zikzak393
    That's why there called Hi-Beams.
Blues Brothers, The
Illinois Nazis suck.
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  • 3rd February 2015 by zikzak393
    Say to say he probably doesn't feel to highly of the Indiana Nazis either.
  • 6th November 2014 by zikzak393
    Jake hates Illinois Nazis.
Lost in Space
You can travel back in time and kill your past self with no negative repercussions.
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  • 2nd February 2015 by zikzak393
    A time paradox can be ignored if the plot requires it.
Airplane
Captain Oveur cake make a guess for another two hours.
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Monty Python and the Holy Grail
We're knights of the Round Table, we dance whene'er we're able. We do routines and chorus scenes with footwork impec-cable, We dine well here in Camelot, we eat ham and jam and Spam a lot. / We're knights of the Round Table, our shows are for-mi-dable. But many times we're given rhymes that are quite un-sing-able, We're opera mad in Camelot, we sing from the diaphragm a lot. / In war we're tough and able, Quite in-de-fa-ti-gable. Between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable / It's a busy life in Camelot.
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  • 31st January 2015 by zikzak393
    I have to push the pram a lot.
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
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  • 31st January 2015 by zikzak393
    Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about! Did you see him repressing me? You saw him, didn't you?
  • 31st January 2015 by zikzak393
    Bloody peasant!
Easy Money
Scales on a violin can be mistaken for Mozart.
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  • 20th January 2015 by zikzak393
    I'm just impressed that Nicky knows that there was Mozart.
Easy Money
The Regular Guy look will be a hit the kids.
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  • 20th January 2015 by zikzak393
    ...with the kids.
Unstoppable
Why didn't Denzel keep both of the engines he was driving? 2 engines with brakes have got to be better than one.
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  • 18th January 2015 by zikzak393
    Frank and Will started out on their shift on one engine, the 1206.
Unstoppable
It is impossible to drop a well-trained guy on a moving train from a helicopter at 60MPH.
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  • 18th January 2015 by zikzak393
    It isn't any easier at slower speeds.
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
Be sure to ask for permission to go to the bathroom before you pee your pants.
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  • 18th January 2015 by zikzak393
    Don't forget your manners and say Thank you.
Blazzing Saddles
If you see a toll both in the middle of a wide open space, you MUST go through it. You are not allowed for go around it.
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  • 12th January 2015 by zikzak393
    Must be the Code of the West. It's what Randolph Scott would have done!
Blazzing Saddles
Never Hit Buddy
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  • 12th January 2015 by zikzak393
    Not in the face, not in the face! Thank you!
Birds, The
Residents of a small coastal town will blame the outsider for bringing the birds.
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  • 9th January 2015 by zikzak393
    Well, she did bring two little Love Birds.
Superman II
Superman has the ability to wipe your memory with a kiss.
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  • 31st December 2014 by zikzak393
    When Superman gets stuck in a Plot Hole, use magic.
Superman
If our yellow sun gives Kryptonians super powers, does a red sun give humans super powers?
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  • 31st December 2014 by zikzak393
    It will probably kill them.
Home Alone
Around Christmas, there is not a single friend, relative, or co-worker that you know who will be in town that can stop by your house to check on your deserted son. NOT ONE.
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  • 24th December 2014 by zikzak393
    Not even the Old Man right next door. Wait, he WAS home.

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