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The Birdcage
There have been a lot of tasteless jokes going around about the death of Senator Jackson. And here's another one...
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    The Birdcage
    You do an eclectic celebration of the dance! You do Fosse, Fosse, Fosse! You do Martha Graham, Martha Graham, Martha Graham! Or Twyla, Twyla, Twyla! Or Michael Kidd, Michael Kidd, Michael Kidd, Michael Kidd! Or Madonna, Madonna, Madonna!... but you keep it all inside.
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      The Birdcage
      If chewing gum helps one to think, then it's a waste of gum.
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        The Birdcage
        Albert is an artist, not a cheap drag queen trying to get laughs.
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          A big White Wedding will help to restore Senator Keeley's image.
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            The Birdcage
            Armand is not related to Tish and Bobo Coleman.
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              The Birdcage
              It doesn't appear to be hard to get the Pope's blessing.
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                Even though you may look kind of funny when you die, so long as you're smiling, the hooker won't worry.
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                  The Birdcage
                  When your cofounder of the Coalition for Moral Order dies in the bed of an under-aged black prostitute, your political career is either over or changed.
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                    The Birdcage
                    Miss Porter misspelled 'porno' as 'pronto'.
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                      The Birdcage
                      Guatemalanness is short, or actually, long for ''Heat''.
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                        The Birdcage
                        Armand is afraid of Agador's Guatemalanness.
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                          The Birdcage
                          Turkish coffee is not sludge.
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                            The Birdcage
                            Sludge makes a nice change from coffee.
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                              The Birdcage
                              When the Schneckin beckons.
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                                South Beach isn't anything like Palm Beach even if it's two minutes from Jeb Bush's home.
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                                  The Birdcage
                                  When you toast your the future of your son and daughter in law, try not to break the glass.
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                                    ...and they're a cultural attaché to Greece.
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                                      When your fiancé's family runs a Drag Club, that means they're on the Council of Cultural Arts.
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                                        When there are 150 people to see Starina, half of them will probably be Kennedys.
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                                          The Birdcage
                                          White wine means an Affair.
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                                            The Birdcage
                                            Aspirin with the A & S scratched off is a great placebo.
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                                              Threatening to put on Carmen will transform Albert into Starina.
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                                                Armand made Albert fat, insecure, middle-aged as well as short.
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                                                  When you are the younger Kennedys, you'll get a free round of coffee.
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