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Animal House
But Delta's already on probation. They are? Well, as of this moment, they're on DOUBLE SECRET PROBATION!
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    What the fuck happened to the Delta I used to know? Where's the spirit? Where's the guts, huh? This could be the greatest night of our lives, but you're gonna let it be the worst. ''Ooh, we're afraid to go with you Bluto, we might get in trouble.'' Well just kiss my ass from now on! Not me! I'm not gonna take this. Wormer, he's a dead man! Marmalard, dead! Niedermeyer...
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      What? Over? Did you say ''over''? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!
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        Christ. Seven years of college down the drain. Might as well join the fucking Peace Corps.
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          See that girl over there in the red? Say 'Hi' to her and she's yours. She'll have her legs around you so tight you'll be begging for mercy.
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            You're Josh Baskin, remember? You broke your arm on my roof! You hid in MY basement when Robert Dyson was about to rip your head off!
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              Sea Point Park is actually Playland Park in Rye, N.Y.
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                In order to melt the Wizard you need to throw a Thermal Pod.
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                  1988, the age of 5'' floppy discs and 16 bit graphics.
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                    Face it Susan, you had sex with a 13 year old.
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                      Don't piss off your best friend or he'll hang up your phone call.
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                        Even though your best friend hangs out with you on your birthday, it's O.K. to ditch him for your first date.
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                          No sleep over is complete without a 'Tramp'-oline.
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                            Josh quintuple dips his carrot.
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                              Josh's birthday is November 3rd not January 1st.
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                                When people are staring and laughing, check to see if your fly is down.
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                                  Slow piano music will bring out the spaz dancer in Scotty.
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                                    When you are the V.P. of Marketing Research, you can afford a loft apartment.
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                                      Josh gets to play with all the new toys and then tells them what he thinks and he gets paid. Suckers!
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                                        Josh's new office is bigger than Paul's as well as the principal's.
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                                          Play 'Heart & Sole' and 'Chopsticks' with the boss and get a promotion.
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                                            When you get $187.30 on your paycheck, cash it in on 3 dimes, a hundred dollar bill and 87 ones.
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                                              Billy can pass for Josh's son.
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                                                Josh's SSN is 321-72-5012
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                                                  A paperboy is actually a Neighborhood Circulation Director.
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