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Lost World: Jurassic Park, The
When your group is under attack by dinosaurs, don't be shy. Don't get too far to take a leak. Better do your business in front of everybody than be eaten.
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    Lost World: Jurassic Park, The
    In a group under attack by some dinosaurs, nobody gives a shit about a backpack laying on the ground in front of their eyes and it's owner.
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      Lost World: Jurassic Park, The
      Gymnastics is very handy when facing Raptors.
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        Lost World: Jurassic Park, The
        The streets of San Diego are always very crowded and every shop is open, even at 4 a.m.
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          Lost World: Jurassic Park, The
          Some idiot may hire Arnold Schwarzenegger to play King Lear.
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            Lost World: Jurassic Park, The
            Even dinosaurs don't like infernal traffic lights.
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              Lost World: Jurassic Park, The
              When you're going to a dangerous place and know your loved ones will worry and protest, don't tell them. Just disappear and don't give a shit if they worry about you to the death.
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                Lost World: Jurassic Park, The
                Having a beautiful but stupid and deranged girlfriend is not really worth it.
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                  Lost World: Jurassic Park, The
                  When facing very dangerous animals, disarm the head hunter who could be the only thing between a few dozen people and and their teeth, because your bleeding heart desires so.
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                    Lost World: Jurassic Park, The
                    Never trust your gun with a tree-hugger.
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                      Lost World: Jurassic Park, The
                      Snakes are much worse than a T-Rex. When facing the snake, you have to loose your shit and run towards the T-Rex.
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                        Jurassic Park
                        The harness which you deliver Raptors' food to them is absolutely blood proof, but not tear-proof.
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                          Jurassic Park
                          In a dinosaur park, there's no need for a chef to prepare all kinds of food and deserts.
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                            Jurassic Park
                            You can also genetically build prehistoric plants, if you find a way to build the dinosaurs from their blood in fossilized mosquitoes.
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                              Jurassic Park
                              A Tyrannosaur paddock can instantly turn into a cliff.
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                                Jurassic Park
                                You can find if a system is UNIX with a glimpse on it's unique, highly customized graphic 3D GUI.
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                                  Jurassic Park
                                  Don't give the security programming of your park for debugging 2 million lines of code to the lowest bidder, if you plan to spare no expense.
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                                    Jurassic Park
                                    Autoerotica means something about Animatronics, NOT masturbation.
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                                      Jurassic Park
                                      You can touch the objects frozen in liquid Nitrogen with your bare hands.
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                                        Jurassic Park
                                        The investors should convince their lawyer who represents them to inspect their investment, not the other way around.
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                                          Jurassic Park
                                          No one gives a shit when Samuel L Jackson goes to the Raptor-infested area.
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                                            Jurassic Park
                                            Dinosaurs have 65 million years of gut instinct. The amount of time they were extinct.
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                                              Jurassic Park
                                              Bring your annoying skeptical kids to a dig site in Badlands in the middle of the desert. It'll be fun.
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                                                Jurassic Park
                                                Richard Attenborough has teleportation powers. He can reach your trailer going through your stuff before his helicopter lands.
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                                                  Jurassic Park
                                                  T-Rex has an earth shaking foot step. Sometimes it walk on toes, sneaky bastard.
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