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300: Rise of an Empire
According to this masterpiece, the Persian army (and navy) couldn't fight, but with their supposedly vast numbers (5 millions?), they could at least piss in the greeks' general direction... The resulted flood would have more impressive results.
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    Posted, 11th November 2014
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    300: Rise of an Empire
    Those Persians are so incompetent. I wonder how did they manage to establish the greatest empire of the ancient world...
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    • 11th November 2014 by Garga
      After a long consideration, I found out that the aliens built that empire and handed it to them; the same aliens who supplied Hitler with the UFOs.
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    300: Rise of an Empire
    If somebody did not agree to join you, it means he is not a god, he's just a man!
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      I see.... Persians don't have any suicide bombers at present time, that's because they did practice suicide bombing in ancient times and it's considered old fashion and obsolete for them now. Or perhaps they used all of them then. WTF!?
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        THIS IS SPARTA! ....NOT
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          300: Rise of an Empire
          If you are good King Darius's successor and your father dies, you will come out of the closet!
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            I wish to patent the liquid which Xerxes emerges from in the cave. Does wonders for hair removal.
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              Even in ancient times Persians had crude oil super tankers. Rich bastards!
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