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Jurassic Park
There's no need to put a fence between visitors and your large herbivorous dinosaur which looks like a giant cross of hippo/rhino on triple steroids.
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    Tron: Legacy
    I want one of those lasers like the one in Flynn's basement. I know exactly what I'm going to bring into this world. And yes, it's dirty!
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      Tron: Legacy
      Programs drink and eat but apparently they don't shit.
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        Tron: Legacy
        Disease is now history because you found some ISOs in your virtual world. Bio-digital jazz, man.
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          Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
          You'll bitterly find out you have nothing to talk about with your dad, despite whining your whole life that your father never talked to you.
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            Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
            When you suddenly age because you drank from the wrong grail, only the hair on your head will rapidly grow not your beard and mustache.
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              Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
              When you have someone at your gunpoint and can force him to test if the grail you have is the Holy Grail indeed, don't do that and test it yourself. Despite being an evil traitor evil Nazi collaborator that forced the man before to open the deadly path to the grail for you. What can go wrong?
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                Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
                You can't detect a bridge in front of you is an optical illusion, even if you change your position or go over the bridge to the other side.
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                  Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
                  When you set foot on the wrong trap stones on the floor, you fall but\ you can hang on the other wrong trap stones. Apparently they fall only if you lay foot on them.
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                    Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
                    A brilliant archaeologist uses English alphabet to solve an 800 years old test regarding the Holy Grail.
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                      Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
                      Cup makers from 800 years ago used hexagon nuts to make golden goblets.
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                        If you drink from the wrong holy grail, your cloths also rapidly age with you.
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                          Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
                          If you wrecked your brother in law's car, compensate it with five camels.
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                            The evil turrets of evil tanks re-attach themselves to the tank's body after they becoming apart by falling off a high cliff.
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                              You hat sits firmly on your head when you ride a biplane fleeing from fighters but it'll fall off when you ride a horse.
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                                Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
                                Young Indy wasn't afraid of snakes.
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                                  Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
                                  It's very safe to light a torch where you walk through petroleum, but a match can set everything on fire.
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                                    Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
                                    The ancient city of Petra is very close to the city of Iskenderun.
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                                      Nazis were generally fatally incompetent but their evilness often compensated that.
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                                        Evil Nazis had armed biplanes under belly of their commercial airships. So evil!
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                                          Biplane vertical stabilizers can repair themselves after being shot but they will be broken eventually.
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                                            There are subterranean springs of petroleum under Venice. And they still import gasoline.
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                                              Ancient buildings in Venice have dry catacombs well below the water level.
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                                                German airships used to fly to near and middle east.
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                                                  Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
                                                  You can easily have a conversation with a knight from 700 years ago in ''American English''.
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