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Red Dawn
Soviet jet pilots glow like a saint before their jets explode by a hand grenade.
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    Red Dawn
    When you see your RPG didn't even dent the Soviet chopper, try the tiny bullets of an AK-47.
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      Red Dawn
      Soviet choppers were so tough, they easily shrug off a direct RPG hit.
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        Red Dawn
        Being hit by a few bullets from a helicopter cannon doesn't kill you instantly.
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          Red Dawn
          Evil soviets used tanks in firing squads.
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            Red Dawn
            Don't trust the illegals coming from Mexico. They may be soviet agents.
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              Red Dawn
              You can paint your tag with a spray on a celluloid film, if you're bad-ass enough.
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                Red Dawn
                Sometimes a bumper sticker can be very deep. And foreshadowing.
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                  Red Dawn
                  Soviet Spetsnaz colonels used to wear their medals all the times, even on their camouflage clothing during missions.
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                    Reign of Fire
                    Nuclear weapons can't kill dragons but a tiny amount of C4 does the job.
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                      Reign of Fire
                      The only thing worse than a dragon is an American.
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                        Reign of Fire
                        Being a male dragon is not a bad thing after all. Your only job is to fly around world and bang all the females and no competition. And you're allowed to eat them after banging if you're hungry.
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                          Reign of Fire
                          Only one male dragon emerging from an under construction tunnel is needed to fill the world with dragons. All the females magically appear. And the bastard says there's nothing magical about them!
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                            Reign of Fire
                            Dragon eggs are very light, both in colour and weight.
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                              Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
                              Changing cloths with your female companion is not effective if your Scottish accent is awful.
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                                Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
                                One slap from Indy is more than enough for any German butler to fall unconscious..
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                                  Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
                                  The holy grail may gives you eternal life, but makes you just an old fart who even can't raise your own sword.
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                                    Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
                                    The near east was under German control right before world war two, not the British.
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                                      Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
                                      Vintage Rolls Royce Phantoms had giant yet surprisingly weak engines.
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                                        Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
                                        It's very heroic to murder a man who legelly obtained a golden cross and took good care of it for 30 years, along tens of his employees and burn their ship because you want to put that cross in a museum so badly.
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                                          Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
                                          The ''X'' never marks the spot. Except when it does.
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                                            Reign of Fire
                                            The trick to drink Creedy's black label is to swallow fast. This way you just burn your stomach and not your throat.
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                                              Reign of Fire
                                              In a post apocalyptic world, where the food is scarce, go ahead and brew your grains into a shitty black label. You don't need bread, alcohol is more important.
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                                                Purge, The
                                                It's always a good idea to lock your house down in the last possible seconds before a the sirens announce the murder night, after enjoying a no-carb family dinner. Don't do it before dinner or anything.
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                                                  Purge, The
                                                  In a ''Free murder national day'' it's actually the rich that kills the poor, not the other way around.
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