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Purge, The
An able and healthy man must be royally fucked-up if he can't find a job in a market with just %1 unemployment rate and be homeless.
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    Purge, The
    In eternal words of Tuco, ''If you want to kill, kill. Don't gather in circles and pray a weird prayer''.
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      Purge, The
      If you plan to renovate your house make sure you didn't sell anything to your neighbours.
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        Purge, The
        Tickling to death can be a good replacement for chopping by a machete.
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          Purge, The
          When trying to tie a strong man, it's crucial to tape his mouth FIRST and then attemp to tape his hands and legs.
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            Purge, The
            If a group of people are trying to murder you and you have a head start, wander around the streets and shout instead of being quiet and hiding.
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              Purge, The
              Just think about all the jobs created to clean the dead bodies, repair the damaged property, healthcare for all the wounded, sales of guns, ammo and protection. No wonder the economy thrives by the Purge.
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                Purge, The
                The best way to solve any economical and social problem is to let peopple murder the shit out of eachother. As long as they don't fuck with the government people and officials.
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                  Purge, The
                  Growling is a good replacement for ''I love you'' because it became so cliche.
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                    Purge, The
                    There are movies that not only the black dude doesn't die first, he actually never dies at all.
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                      The Enforcer
                      Before expressing your honest opinion regarding the archives, make sure your boss didn't spend 10 years there.
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                        Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
                        When you see that Superman is taking the Doomsday into space and away from earth, maybe it's better you wait and NOT launch your nuke so the baddie doesn't come back.down because of it.
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                          Posted, 7th July 2016
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                          Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
                          Batman's suit is bulletproof but doesn't provide any protection against knives.
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                            Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
                            Breaking the sound barrier under water has a visible effect because apparently you CAN compress water.
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                              Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
                              Jess Luthor turned evil because his father used to beat him and God didn't help.
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                                Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
                                Diana Prince carries her Wonder Woman costume and sword and shield in her carry-on whenever boards a commercial flight.
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                                  Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
                                  Wonder Woman no longer uses the Invisible Plane. She flies commercial Turkish Airlines: Widen Your World.
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                                    Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
                                    Jess Luthor knows every one's secret identity.
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                                      Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
                                      When a Senate hearing is blown sky high, blame everything on Superman. Don't ever bother to investigate why someone with his name written on one of the chairs didn;t attend. Even though you know what caused the explosion and the device carrying the bomb is made of a unique alloy that only the absent person has access to. Just blame Superman.
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                                        Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
                                        To shoot a tracker to a truck, you need to climb the tallest crane you can find. In plain view of everyone on the ground. Luckily badguys don't look up, ever!
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                                          Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
                                          The only people Superman rescues are the ones shown on TV and Lois Lane. He even doesn't need to know where she is.
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                                            Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
                                            Digital picture files are like actual printed photoes, if someone has a copy and you steal it, he no longer has it anywhere. Because copies, backups, mirror HDDs and cloud drives don't exist.
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                                              Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
                                              Apparently Clark Kent is now famous, to the point Jes Luthor knows him by name and finds it amusing that he talks to Bruce Wayne.
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                                                Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
                                                Sometimes Gotham and Metropolis are faraway cities, sometimes they're located right next to each other.
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                                                  Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
                                                  Getting in a tub where a lady is taking a bath with SHOES on is sexy and totally acceptable.
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