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The Scorch Trials
The people who use stun guns and don't kill are the bad ones while the group who use real bullets, explosives and even a fricking 50 cal to kill the first group are somehow good guys.
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    The Scorch Trials
    In a future where the sun scorched the earth, you won't need to cover yourself while try to get through a desert. You even won't get a sunburn on your bare arms or nose.
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      The Scorch Trials
      If you trust Littlefinger you'll regret it.
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        The Scorch Trials
        Helicopters must land OUTSIDE the huge military complexes fully exposed to the hordes of zombies that attack it.
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          The Maze Runner
          If you hide from a monster and it doesn't find and kill you and actually leaves, it's best to try to run while make all kinds of noises.
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            The Maze Runner
            All the kids who didn't return from an encounter with Grievers, were apparently idiots because none of them tried to hide from it. Like our genius hero, Thomas.
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              The Maze Runner
              If a Griever stings you, you either pass out on the spot or return to the village by yourself to murder someone. It apparently depends on your position in the gang. Or your skin color. Or something.
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                The Maze Runner
                If your buddy is stung by a poison which gradually drives him aggressive and insane, the most humane thing you can do is to put him out of his misery, by forcibly drive him in the maze where the robot-spiders will tear him apart and kill him a horrorful and agonizing death in the night.
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                  The Maze Runner
                  During the day, the monsters don't come out and the maze does not change. That's why you should send out only the fittest and bravest to map the empty and safe maze.
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                    The Maze Runner
                    You can map a maze that changes every night but apparently this changes don't affect your work and you will finally have a detailed model of the whole damn shapeshifting maze.
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                      The Maze Runner
                      Either Gally can teleport or he's an amazing Maze Runner, more skilled than all the runners combined and is undetectable by robo-spiders. And he kept it to himself all that time. Bastard!
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                        The Maze Runner
                        If there are some people who are immune to the plague that wiped out most of the human race and obviousely extremely valuable for the humankind's survival, you should put them in a maze, scare them shitless with cyborg spiders, make their lives a living hell and from time to time kill them one by one.
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                          The Maze Runner
                          The giant spiders can easily climb the walls but are very polite and only come through the doors and only during specified visiting hours.
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                            The Maze Runner
                            Boys are just so noble and won't sexually harass a girl who is sent among them unconscience or even make a move for her. Even though they haven't seen a girl for a few years. Yes, we respect you deeply ladies.
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                              The Maze Runner
                              The guys are able and quick in decision making right until a girl joins the group which instantly renders all the guys inept and lame.
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                                The Maze Runner
                                In order to run the maze you have to be extremely fit and only a few can do that, except when the whole group runs through it. In that case the actual runners' fit-ness factor helps everybody else.
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                                  The Maze Runner
                                  You can't use the ivy to climb on top of the wall except the times a big ugly spider is chasing you.
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                                    The Maze Runner
                                    Girls are trouble.
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                                      The Maze Runner
                                      Make sure to put a lot of effort to bring back the guy who's been stung and even risk your own life to do it, so you can later banish him to the same place that you brought him from.
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                                        Aliens
                                        Hanging long chains inside a spaceship has a very important function for something.
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                                          Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
                                          Martha Kent thinks all caped people are his son's friends.
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                                            Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
                                            If someone sends back your checks for 24 consecutive months and writes crazy things on them, don't ask why is he doing that. Don't report to your boss either.
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                                              Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
                                              Former Wayne employees are doing so well, even after two years of disability and NOT accepting the Victims Fund monthly checks they still manage to have a well stocked kitchen.
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                                                Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
                                                The children don't care if one of them wanders a few feet away from their line.
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                                                  Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
                                                  If Alfred ever writes a book about time management I'll certainly buy a copy. It's a wonder how he finds time to do all the things he does. The guy is a genius.
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