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Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
WonderWoman needs her shield only to protect her torso from Doomsday's laser beams. Her legs will take care of themselves.
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    Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
    If some stranger bought you a sophisticated wheelchair you'd better not accepting it.
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      Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
      You need a tracking device to find the base of a military leader/terrorist despite flying your drones day and night above his base.
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        Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
        Heron is probaly mute and says not a goddamn thing when he's on assignment with Lois.
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          Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
          Lois Lane becames more of a bitch in each movie.
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            Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
            Lois Lane is always present in the events which she has no business being there, like bombing Krypton mother ship, but won't be in the Senate hearing neither as the key witness nor as a member of the press.
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              Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
              If the US gov't tells they won't meddling in your affairs, don't trust them, they lie.
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                Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
                When executing a covert plan to frame Superman, make sure to use the bullets made of an alloy only you possess in the whole world.
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                  Aliens
                  Aliens don't like half-eaten doughnuts.
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                    Aliens
                    It takes a really long time to implement Asimov's basic laws of robotics into the robots.
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                      Aliens
                      A marine shuttle have enough space in it's landing gear for a huge alien queen to hide there and NOT jam the gear.
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                        Aliens
                        A good way to spend all your ammo is blasting the alien eggs when you know that the whole place is going to vaporize in an atomic explosion 5 minutes later.
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                          Aliens
                          Xenomorphs' acid blood always burns and dissolves anything it touches except the times it doesn't.
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                            Aliens
                            Gorman always was an asshole.
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                              Aliens
                              When you design a facility, secure every room with thick blast doors but leave huge air ducts, ceiling ducts and floor ducts without any kind of barriers whatsoever.
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                                Aliens
                                If you see the holes in the floor and ceiling in a barricaded room where the aliens took colonists, when aliens attack you by all means just weld-seal the doors and never think about floor or ceiling ever until it's too late.
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                                  Aliens
                                  Being insanely stupid is mandatory to enlist in Colonial Marines. Totally different from actual Marines.
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                                    Aliens
                                    Arcturian males can be mistaken for females but that really doesn't matter.
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                                      Aliens
                                      An advisor's job is to be with the soldiers in the front lines, not advise them from behind the line.
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                                        Aliens
                                        Jonesy's nickname is little shithead.
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                                          Aliens
                                          Corporate suits have been and always shall be evil.
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                                            Aliens
                                            Derelict alien star ships' 12 seconds distress signals can be received from light years into space but not by the colonists from the surface of the same planetoid 30 miles away.
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                                              Aliens
                                              Future fashion dictates that men's jackets have half of their collars pop up
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                                                Incredibles, The
                                                Instead of the villain who's bomb caused your train to crash, sue the hero who tried to save you from certain doom and caused you a nosebleed in the process. That's a nice move to show your appreciation and encourage the hero to try and save more people.
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                                                  Incredibles, The
                                                  Before attempting to rescue the people trapped in a burning building, make sure the next building is NOT a jewelry store.
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