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Incredibles, The
No matter how long you actually lived there, moving in the new house is not official until you unpack the last box.
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    Alien
    Flamethrowers and grappling guns are standard issue arms in future spaceships, because air supply is unlimited. There won't be any actual guns or lasers or whatever.
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      Alien
      Space Jockeys show a drastic change in size or the crew of Nostromo are much shorter than the Prometheus's.
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        Alien
        When you discover two different alien life forms, one a deadly egg which turns into a mindless killing machine and the other, a humanoid much more advanced than humans, obviously the first one is much more important. In fact never discuss the latter nor show any interest in their biology, tech or anything. Don't even take a single photo of the fucker.
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          Alien
          Coffee is the only good thing in future spaceships.
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            Alien
            It'll be raining in future spaceships.
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              Alien
              Who said the black dude dies first?
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                Alien
                In the future, mining spaceships will have a hell of a self-destruct system consist of several nukes for some reason.
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                  Alien
                  Xenomorphs are more of a dog person. They don't pay attention to cats.
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                    Eraser
                    The only thing the EMS team care about is that freaking beep sound. If that stops, they'll shock you no matter how much you resist or object to them.
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                      Eraser
                      Take great care in raising your children. This way you make sure they won't trade your truck with a stranger for 50 bucks.
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                        Eraser
                        When you see the guy and the witness which are a pain in your ass got blown in a car, make sure you or one your buddies did it before get excited and celebrating.
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                          Eraser
                          Your villain boss gets mad if you hit him with a cheap piece of mail order shit.
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                            Eraser
                            When you're taking cover from a spike launcher grenade under a fridge door, make sure to hold the door from underside. Don't hold your hand ''on'' the door.
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                              Eraser
                              A car explosion doesn't really hurt you if you hide in the manhole directly underneath the car with it's hatch open.
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                                Eraser
                                Always consider the possibility that there maybe a camera in the vault room, where you're going to gather incriminating evidence against the company you work for.
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                                  Eraser
                                  If you are under witness protection, maybe it's better if you just don't go to your usual places. Well, at least if you don't want your tongue be hanged from a bad guy's trophy wall.
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                                    Eraser
                                    No self-respecting wiseguy would be caught dead in a gay bar.
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                                      Eraser
                                      Even the most secure vaults' doors will open if you shoot it's keypad.
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                                        Darkman
                                        Prosthetic legs are ideal place to conceal a machine gun.
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                                          Raw Deal
                                          You almost always find a bed in bedrooms.
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                                            Raw Deal
                                            You can drink a few bottles of champagne instead of having a sleeping pill.
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                                              Raw Deal
                                              Girl Scouts build character also.
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                                                Raw Deal
                                                Losing improves your character while winning improves your wardrobe.
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                                                  Raw Deal
                                                  You don't have to walk to be a godfather.
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