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Gettysburg
It's all General Lee's fault.
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    Gettysburg
    When you're out of ammo, don't tell the enemy about it.
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      Gettysburg
      When you're ordered to deploy flankers, s**** about to get real.
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        Enemy Of The State
        Middle-aged Hispanic women with hairy legs are hot.
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          Enemy Of The State
          If you look up in the sky, the NSA will take your picture.
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            Enemy Of The State
            A black helicopter blends in with the city.
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              Enemy Of The State
              Oriental women like it when a strange black man does a striptease.
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                Enemy Of The State
                Retired NSA agents expect civilians to be up-to-date with the latest electronic tecnhology.
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                  Enemy Of The State
                  Don't sat Allah or bomb while talking on the phone or else a swat team will be knocking on your door.
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                    Enemy Of The State
                    More money is spent to watch everyone on earth then is spent on the space science program.
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                      Enemy Of The State
                      NSA agents will routinely obey orders to commit murder, breaking and entering and kidnaping, because it's a standard traing op.
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                        Titanic
                        The Titanic cost $7.5 million dollars. 32 additional lifeboats cost $16,000 dollars.
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                          Titanic
                          Lifeboat drills are not really necessary.
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                            Good, the Bad and the Ugly, The
                            Don't squat with your spurs on.
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                              Posted, 26th December 2014
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                              JAWS
                              When the going at sea gets tough, put the Coast Guard on your do-not-call list.
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                                Posted, 26th December 2014
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                                JAWS
                                Quint thinks the best way to locate and kill a big shark is to use the smallest boat he can find with two landlubbers for a crew.
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                                  JAWS
                                  Sharks have anger management issues.
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                                    JAWS
                                    It's a smart idea for a trained scientist to dive into shark-infested waters to investigate a sunken boat.
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                                      JAWS
                                      A beach is an all-you-can eat buffet to a shark.
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                                        Titanic
                                        The best parties are in third class.
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                                          Titanic
                                          If you're a band member, head for the lifeboats as soon as you can.
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                                            Posted, 26th December 2014
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                                            Titanic
                                            When you're the owner of a newly launched ship, stay on shore and let someone else test-drive it first.
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                                              Titanic
                                              Rescue ships have first class berths consisting of a blanket and a lukewarm cup of coffee.
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                                                Titanic
                                                Claiming the ship is unsinkable is a marketing ploy that conflicts with the laws of physics.
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                                                  Titanic
                                                  In 1914, there was no TSA to frisk the passengers for concealed weapons.
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