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Inception
You better hurry when you hear the music.
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  • 30th November 2010 by AHA
    I know I would if I hear classical music in my dreams :)
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Posted, 17th July 2010
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Inception
When a group of men are chasing you, stay put in a cafeteria and keep asking for coffee!
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    Posted, 6th January 2011
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    Inception
    You'd better go to the toilets before starting a multiple dream inception.
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      Posted, 8th September 2010
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      Inception
      Cobb does not have an email address so his father can send him pictures of his children.
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        Posted, 5th September 2010
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        Inception
        Kissing the girl sitting next to you won't draw the projections' attention from you, but why not try?
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        • 7th August 2010 by Cynic
          Nice!!
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        Posted, 3rd August 2010
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        Inception
        Instead of just buying off the pilots and flight attendants just buy the airline. It seems neater!
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          Posted, 1st August 2010
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          Inception
          It's easier to plant an idea in someone's head while they are dreaming so you can go back to America to see your children then simply having Michael Caine put them on a plane to live with you in France.
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          • 21st June 2011 by RoC77
            HA! You beat me to it, this is so true!
          • 26th November 2010 by Thalidomide Squid
            LOL! Now THAT one's FTW
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          Posted, 10th October 2010
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          Inception
          Projections have terrible aim
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            Posted, 27th July 2010
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            Inception
            When you finally get home, make sure you finish testing reality with your totem before hugging your children.
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            • 11th December 2010 by Anon
              People who want children have not thought it all the way through lol.
            • 30th November 2010 by AHA
              I always do that, getting home after work, and wish it is all just a bad dream. I mean why did I want children??
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            Posted, 17th July 2010
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            10
            Inception
            Not all anniversary surprises are good ones
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              Posted, 27th July 2010
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              Inception
              All those dreams inside dreams and inside dreams and nobody was having sexual fantasies? Come on!
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                Posted, 24th July 2010
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                Godfather, The
                Never discuss Business at the Dinner Table.
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                  Posted, 17th December 2010
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                  The Machinist
                  When an insomniac employee is involved with a hazard at work that costs someone their arm and the employee references to an imaginary worker that distracted him, there's no need to be alarmed at the moment.
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                    Posted, 25th February 2015
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                    The Machinist
                    If you have lots of bleeding injuries all over your body, no one at the police station will suggestion you seek medical attention.
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                      Posted, 25th February 2015
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                      The Machinist
                      A skinny insomniac recently hit by a car can outrun 2 cops.
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                        Posted, 25th February 2015
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                        The Machinist
                        When you let yourself get hit by a car, no one will bother to call 911 or anything so you can go the police station and make up a story and fill out a false report.
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                          Posted, 25th February 2015
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                          Mummy, The
                          When in doubt, let the diggers open it.
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                            Posted, 23rd May 2010
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                            Mummy, The
                            If a creepy ass, dusty old chest says you're gonna die if you open it, open it anyway.
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                              Posted, 23rd May 2010
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                              Mummy, The
                              When in an Ancient City, make sure you bring pendants from every major religion.
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                                Posted, 23rd May 2010
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                                Mummy, The
                                When a 3,000 year old mummy screams at you scream at him back.
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                                  Posted, 23rd May 2010
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                                  Mummy, The
                                  Never EVER place all your bookshelves in a circle, then hire a clutzy librarian.
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                                    Posted, 23rd May 2010
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                                    Mummy, The
                                    There are museum exhibits in the back of libraries.
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                                      Posted, 23rd May 2010
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                                      Mummy, The
                                      Prince Imhotep thanks Mr. Burns for his hospitality, and his eyes, and his tongue, but unfortunately more is needed.
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                                        Posted, 23rd May 2010
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                                        Mummy, The
                                        It's just a book. No harm ever came from reading a book.
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                                          Posted, 24th May 2010
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                                          Mummy, The
                                          Dr. Bay puts up with Evelyn because she is the only person within a thousand miles who knows how to properly code and catalog this library. That's why!
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                                            Posted, 24th May 2010
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