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Jurassic Park
Where did the drop off come from??? Where did T-Rex's paddock go???
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  • 10th July 2010 by MusicManD
    Other side of the road.
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Posted, 27th March 2010
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Jurassic Park
If your big production gets lots of people killed, not only will your business be okay, so will you! No repercussion. No worries.
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  • 31st December 2012 by username
    There's a deleted board room scene from The Lost World in which it is revealed that the family members of those who were killed on Isla Nublar are suing InGen and that InGen's stock is dropping. The executives then vote to remove Hammond from the office of CEO.
  • 28th March 2010 by NateSean
    I agree. Hammond in the book was an idiot. I was actually kind of glad to see him get eaten by Compys.
  • 27th March 2010 by ThunderRollin
    Hammond got off much easier in the movie than he did in the book. By a long shot. It bothers me greatly.
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Sherlock Holmes
The least you can expect from getting caught in the middle of a massive bomb blast is a scratch or two. Potentially fatal scratches, but only a few.
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    Posted, 10th March 2010
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    Beauty and the Beast
    It would seem the witch took the prince's name away with his looks, and not even true love can give it back. Only the corporation can do that.
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      Posted, 10th March 2010
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      Independence Day
      Fire does not consume oxygen. So the next time there is fireball coming your way, there is hope after all. Hide in a closet. You won't suffocate, and the heat won't get you, either.
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      • 19th May 2016 by Garga
        You may add to your knowledge that hiding in a ''Lead-Lined'' fridge also saves your life in case of a nuclear blast. Now you know all there's to know.
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      Posted, 4th February 2010
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      Road To El Dorado, The
      Everyone knows the Native South Americans spoke Spanish. Of course there weren't any language barriers!
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        Posted, 19th December 2009
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        Little Mermaid
        They're eating your father's subjects and your dearest companions by the hundreds, but that's okay, you still love them and want to be just like them, right?
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          Posted, 13th December 2009
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          Little Mermaid
          A gullible little fish and an even smaller crab make perfectly acceptable watchdogs.
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            Posted, 13th December 2009
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            Aladdin
            It's a good idea to follow creepy old men out into the desert without a backup plan. You might get a magic lamp and flying carpet out of the deal.
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              Posted, 13th December 2009
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              Mary Poppins
              Every good doctor knows you should take equal parts medicine and sugar: a spoonful of each ought to do the trick.
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                Posted, 13th December 2009
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                Mary Poppins
                Chimney sweeps lead fun-filled lives of song and dance, and never ever miss a beat.
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                  Posted, 13th December 2009
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                  Hunchback of Notre Dame
                  Growing up with giant bells ringing through your skull will not, in fact, deafen you.
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                  Posted, 12th December 2009
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                  Hunchback of Notre Dame
                  When making a movie based off a tragic novel, be sure to replace most of the pain and tragedy with talking, singing gargoyles. That will make it all okay.
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                    Posted, 12th December 2009
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                    Ponyo
                    Given a dub, people will be more likely to complain about it rather than appreciate the actual movie that's been brought overseas for their enjoyment. Their complaints will even make the news.
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                      Posted, 6th December 2009
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                      Star Trek
                      Whatever you do, if someone fails to save your planet from a natural disaster, just remember: that black hole through time can't save them, either.
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                        Posted, 6th December 2009
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