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Little Mermaid
No Disney movie has ever had, nor will ever have, two functioning parental units in the film at the same time without one of them getting severely injured/dead.
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  • 19th August 2011 by Alaurien
    Mulan has both parents :D ...course her dad is sick damn >w
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Posted, 7th December 2009
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Aladdin
When you're the main character, stealing bread from hardworking citizens and causing sword swallowers to choke on their weapons is clearly the right thing to do.
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    Posted, 7th December 2009
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    Aladdin
    Magic carpets are also lava retardant. Who knew?
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      Aladdin
      Magic carpets can fly through solid stone ceilings if Robin Williams is driving.
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        Twilight
        The budget of the Twilight Saga apparently does not have enough flex to edit out the contact lens lines in the close-ups.
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        • 19th April 2011 by RockyRambo
          Haha true!
        • 30th January 2010 by NateSean
          Kinda makes it funny how Bella asks Edward "are you wearing contacts?"
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        Posted, 6th December 2009
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        Twilight
        Letting an unbalanced, self-proclaimed klutz stand alone on the branch of a pine tree hundreds of feet in the air on a windy day is less dangerous than kissing a vampire.
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          Star Trek
          Having an alien slug latch onto your brain stem apparently does not compromise your lefty sharp-shooting skills.
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          • 15th June 2012 by Movie Genius
            Of course, I thought he was dead after that happened - turns out I was wrong when Kirk went to rescue him.
          • 11th March 2010 by ekedolphin
            That's because Captain Pike is made of awesome.
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          Posted, 6th December 2009
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          Star Trek
          Hicks from Iowa can hack and reprogram a Vulcan computer program.
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            Watchmen
            Changing the beat behind the song "Hallelujah" magically transforms it from the saddest song in "Shrek" to the most erotic song ever.
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              Posted, 6th December 2009
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              Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
              Female transformers are just as disgustingly stereotyped as female actors, only the transformers at least make cool bikes.
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              • 26th October 2010 by agentdc7
                They do? I couldn't tell who survived/died in all that mish mash of a battle scene.
              • 21st March 2010 by NateSean
                And they get killed off in the climactic battle scenes.
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              Posted, 6th December 2009
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              Monsters vs Aliens
              If you get hit by a meteorite and start growing enormous, don't worry. Since it's a kids movie, your dress will also grow.
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                Posted, 6th December 2009
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