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Gangs of New York
Violent beating and biting make excellent sexual foreplay.
(1) Comments
  • 24th May 2011 by Khenarthi
    Well, if you're into that kind of thing.
Gangs of New York
Even 18th century New York City has cross-dressers and transvestites.
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  • 24th May 2011 by Khenarthi
    Well, it *is* New York City.
Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides
The Spanish will make that long, hard trip to the fountain of youth just to destroy it in the name of God because "only God can give eternal life."
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  • 31st May 2011 by Anon
    To me it just felt like they made a movie to simply make a movie, so plot points really weren't important.
  • 23rd May 2011 by Khenarthi
    I wondered about that, too.
I Am Legend
Mutants must wait for absolutely all light to recede from their running paths before they can chase someone rather than just sprinting (like they always do) past a little inch of light.
(1) Comments
  • 18th October 2010 by Khenarthi
    But they're like nerds! Light buuuurnssss.
I Am Legend
The fact that an infected male exposed himself to sunlight might not have been his decreased brain function, but rather the fact that he is quite pissed off at you.
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  • 18th October 2010 by Khenarthi
    Yeah. Cuz Will Smith took his woman!
I Am Legend
The K7 virus makes you stronger, more agile, tones your muscles, gets rid of all that unsightly back and shoulder hair ... side effects include aversion to sunlight, loss of conversation skills, desire to never wear shirts or shoes, and an aversion to all food not containing human flesh and blood.
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  • 18th October 2010 by Khenarthi
    :0 it's cuz they're vampires! [true story. it's in the book.]
(500) Days of Summer
Your much younger sibling is always incredibly precocious about male-female relationships.
(1) Comments
  • 18th October 2010 by Khenarthi
    In the coming of age rom-com, it's a MUST!
Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World
All evil people end their calls with "Laterz!"
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Book Of Eli, The
From Rhode Island to San Francisco is 3300 miles. If it took you 30 years, you walked less than a mile a day (aprox. 1500 feet).
(3) Comments
  • 23rd October 2011 by Lordlogic
    Umm he's blind! Not like he knows exactly where he's going, and he doesnt walk everyday, hes supposed to wander until he finds somewhere it belongs...
  • 16th October 2010 by Khenarthi
    Wow. This actually required math or research or something. Bravo.
  • 20th July 2010 by rayja
    muh fuckas blind. did he start in rhode island?

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