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THAT PLACE WHERE THE SPARTANS LIVE IS CALLED SPARTAAA!!!
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    Posted, 27th December 2009
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    Sherlock Holmes
    Distinctive hand-made shoes will always leave a unique footprint.
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      Sherlock Holmes
      A movie setting itself up for a sequel only works when Sherlock Holmes is involved.
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        Posted, 27th December 2009
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        Sherlock Holmes
        Bad guys look like bad guys.
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          Princess Bride, The
          Everyone killed Inigo Montoya's father, apparently. So they must be prepared to die. But what if they are NOT prepared, hmmm?
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            Posted, 19th December 2009
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            Paul Blart: Mall Cop
            It's totally cool to give your evil minions codenames like "Prancer" and "Blitzen," etc. And they will be okay with it.
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            • 19th January 2011 by Raajnie
              And Rudolph!
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            Posted, 19th December 2009
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            Elf
            Santa decided it was perfectly acceptable to NOT return the hidden baby, but rather keep it and make the child believe it's an elf. Not creepy at all, Santa.
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              Posted, 19th December 2009
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              Matrix, The
              Robots are too stupid to realize that it MIGHT just be easier to win against the rebels by camoflauging the agents instead of making them all conspicuous suited men with earpieces.
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                Posted, 19th December 2009
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                Mary Poppins
                Don't clean your rooms, children! Merely whistle and all will be done! Thanks, Disney!
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                  Posted, 14th December 2009
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                  Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
                  The Magic Mirror is an idiot that doesn't know when to lie.
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                    Posted, 14th December 2009
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                    Road To El Dorado, The
                    Only complete idiots get hired as guards and such. Even in El Dorado. *bug-eyed stare at leapord skin guy*
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                      Posted, 14th December 2009
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                      Balto
                      The antagonist and protagonist will always go for the same girl.
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                        Posted, 14th December 2009
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                        Men In Black
                        People are too stupid to notice that they are surrounded by strange aliens and whatnot. Must be all the memory-flashies messing with our heads.
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                          Posted, 14th December 2009
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                          Peter Pan
                          Cutting off someone's hand is considered only "a childish prank" until you give said hand to a crocodile.
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                            Posted, 12th December 2009
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                            Pocahontas
                            Wind takes the form of pastel-colored leaves and sparkly golden stuff that would make Edward Cullen feel ashamed.
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                              Posted, 11th December 2009
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                              Hunchback of Notre Dame
                              There are no decent people in festival crowds.
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                                Posted, 11th December 2009
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                                Pocahontas
                                Raccoons are still the best animals on the planet. Even though they have the attention span of a 4 year old.
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                                  Posted, 10th December 2009
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                                  Peter Pan
                                  It's a good idea to do whatever the random kid in green tights tells you to do. Even if that means jumping off a rooftop to "fly."
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                                    Posted, 10th December 2009
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                                    Lilo and Stitch
                                    Small blue alien has the muscle to lift ridiculously heavy objects even though he's about the size of a jumbo stuffed animal.
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                                      Posted, 10th December 2009
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                                      One Hundred and One Dalmations
                                      100 puppies have the mental capacity to outsmart their captor and make it home safely.
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                                      • 11th March 2010 by ekedolphin
                                        Yeah, but their opponents weren't exactly Albert Einstein.
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                                      Posted, 10th December 2009
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                                      Great Mouse Detective, The
                                      Little mice girls are not allowed to have happy birthdays without a freaking bat ruining it.
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                                        Posted, 9th December 2009
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                                        Fantasia
                                        Shrooms, man. THE SHROOMS. THEY DANCE, DUDE!
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                                          Posted, 9th December 2009
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                                          Emperor's New Groove, The
                                          All princes are either goody-two-shoes or amazingly bratty.
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                                            Posted, 9th December 2009
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                                            Emperor's New Groove, The
                                            Being a poor hermit living in a remote area automatically means you enjoy the taste of bugs. I'm lookin' at you, Timon and Pumba.
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                                              Posted, 9th December 2009
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                                              Hercules
                                              Some perverted goat-guy-thing can TOTALLY make a decent coach for a hero. Even if his last student died. Honest.
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                                                Posted, 9th December 2009
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