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Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1
Wait for it ... Wait for it ... And there, even in Harry Potter, is the Twilight Reference. Damn you, Stephanie Meyer.
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    Posted, 23rd November 2010
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    Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1
    Your nightmares about your best friends shown to you through Voldemort's horcrux are only compounded by them looking like Twi-vamps in sunlight. (No wonder Ron struck the locket instead of Harry!)
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      Posted, 23rd November 2010
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      Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1
      What the book didn't say, we wondered about. What we wondered about, Ron's horcrux nightmares showed ... amazing how cinema can pick up on the blank lines of the page sometimes.
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        Posted, 23rd November 2010
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        Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1
        It's a good idea to call out to your friend, the supposed Death Eater, in front of the man who he's spying on before your own death. That'll make it loads easier for him to continue protecting the wizarding world.
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          Posted, 23rd November 2010
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          Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1
          When the Golden Boy goes missing, Neville Longbottom's innate Gryffindor tendencies will rise admirably.
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            Posted, 23rd November 2010
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            Boondock Saints, The
            Do not kill, do not rape, do not steal; these are principles which every man of every faith can embrace.
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              Posted, 14th December 2009
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              Boondock Saints, The
              It is while sleeping off an attack in an open jail cell that God will speak to sexy, Catholic, Irish twins and send them on a righteous killing spree.
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                Boondock Saints, The
                "Jafar" is a convincing under-cover name for a hot-headed Italian.
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                  Posted, 14th December 2009
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                  Boondock Saints, The
                  The rule of thumb comes from an old law that stated a husband could not beat his wife with anything wider than his thumb.
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                  • 17th January 2010 by Silver
                    Bwahahahaha!
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                  Posted, 14th December 2009
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                  Boondock Saints, The
                  Veritas = Truth Equitas = Justice ... and the McManus twins bring both.
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                    Posted, 14th December 2009
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                    Boondock Saints, The
                    Beer, rather than potatoes on strings, drug throughout South Boston, is the best way to wrangle in fugitive Irishmen.
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                      Posted, 14th December 2009
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                      Boondock Saints, The
                      Don't cross the road if you can't get out of the kitchen.
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                        Posted, 14th December 2009
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                        Boondock Saints, The
                        One should never mess with a 7' woman with the words "Untouched by Man" tattooed across her neck. Bad things happen to your man parts.
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                          Posted, 14th December 2009
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                          Boondock Saints, The
                          Always carry ammonia, and never leave body parts behind.
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                            Boondock Saints, The
                            Cat-splatter is best covered by old newspapers.
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                              Posted, 14th December 2009
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                              Boondock Saints, The
                              Never forget the clothes iron - it is multi-purpose.
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                                Posted, 14th December 2009
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                                Twilight
                                The most beautiful beings who ever walked the earth - especially the blond ones - have serious roots.
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                                  Posted, 8th December 2009
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                                  Twilight
                                  It is completely healthy to continue lusting after the mythological creature who admits that he watches you while you sleep - beginning before you officially met.
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                                    Posted, 8th December 2009
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                                    Beauty and the Beast
                                    Only in a Disney movie is the Beast more handsome than the man inside.
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                                      Posted, 8th December 2009
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                                      Land of the Lost
                                      Beings who wear tunics are never to be trusted.
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                                        Posted, 8th December 2009
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                                        Land of the Lost
                                        Being four warm-blooded mammals, you can expect that the dinosaurs will automatically go for the lone male in the ice-cream truck for their supper and leave you completely alone ... until the large ones smell the dino-urine one of you bathed in.
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                                          Posted, 8th December 2009
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                                          Land of the Lost
                                          When a giant crab is charging you in the middle of an unknown desert, it is completely plausible for a hot geyser to erupt mere feet before the crab has a chance to digest you, shoot it into the air, simultaneously boiling it to perfection, and stop erupting, thus letting the now dead, cooked crab fall to the earth and break into a full course meal for an army ... or three seriously drunk males.
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                                            Posted, 8th December 2009
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                                            Land of the Lost
                                            When given the choice between returning to the world you've always known, and the Land of the Lost, full of mystery, always go for the latter. There are "ugly" cavegirls to keep you ... busy ... for a long while.
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                                              Posted, 8th December 2009
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                                              Land of the Lost
                                              It is OK for pre-historic cavemen to grab your breasts; they obviously don't know any better.
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                                                Posted, 8th December 2009
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                                                G.I. Joe The Rise of Cobra
                                                G.I. Joe is proof that you can subtly meld twenty action flicks and come up with something good and non-cliche ... or not.
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                                                  Posted, 8th December 2009
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