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Alice in Wonderland
The guy who plays Snape does the voice of the blue caterpillar.
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    Posted, 2nd March 2011
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    Despicable Me
    Dogs don't poop in the neighbor's yard if they're DEAD!
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      Posted, 1st August 2010
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      Music and Lyrics
      Real plants and plastic plants look the same, and should be watered the same amount.
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        Posted, 9th March 2010
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        Alice in Wonderland
        A mouse will carry around an eye they stabbed and stole from a large monster, and this will in no way throw the mouse off balance, even though the mouse and the eye probably weigh about the same.
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          Posted, 8th March 2010
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          Jumper
          After discovering that you're a Jumper in your teens, several years later you will have forgotten how to open doors.
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            Posted, 8th March 2010
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            Sleepy Hollow
            The stepmother is always the bad guy.
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              Posted, 7th March 2010
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              Sleepy Hollow
              Just ignore the villagers who insist that the beheadings are supernatural until you see it with your own eyes. What do they know? They're only the ones who are being beheaded!
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                Sleepy Hollow
                You'll get over the fact that your love interest has been using magic, because she's been using it to protect you.
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                  Posted, 7th March 2010
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                  Sleepy Hollow
                  Spiders and the Headless Horseman are equally scary.
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                    Sleepy Hollow
                    If you have a weak constitution, the only natural career choice is police constable.
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                      Sleepy Hollow
                      When having sex, Katrina and her stepmother look a lot alike.
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                        Sleepy Hollow
                        After finding your mother's corpse in an iron maiden and being covered with a wave of her blood, you'll only end up with nightmares, and no other more serious psychological issues.
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                          Sleepy Hollow
                          When you know there is something non-human riding around beheading people at night, the absolute best time to flee the town is at night.
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                            Posted, 7th March 2010
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                            Percy Jackson and the Lightning Thief
                            It's totally believable to have electricity to run the big screen TV and game systems in your ancient Greek summer camp that's lit by torches.
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                              Posted, 7th March 2010
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                              Paul Blart: Mall Cop
                              Watch out for the new guy. He's always a criminal mastermind. No exceptions.
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                                Posted, 15th December 2009
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                                John Tucker Must Die
                                Deep is dating the poetry club.
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                                  John Tucker Must Die
                                  No guy can resist a cheerleader.
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                                    John Tucker Must Die
                                    Boob-cams will short out when sprayed by the sprinkler.
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                                      Posted, 15th December 2009
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                                      John Tucker Must Die
                                      Chocolate is the John Tucker of all snack food. It has to get with every candy on the shelf.
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                                        Posted, 15th December 2009
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                                        John Tucker Must Die
                                        Any Cheap Trick song (especially "I Want You To Want Me") must be belted out at high volume as soon as you hear it.
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                                          Posted, 15th December 2009
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                                          John Tucker Must Die
                                          Saltwater burns when spilled on your pants.
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                                            Posted, 15th December 2009
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                                            John Tucker Must Die
                                            Neutered and neutral basically mean the same thing, and are interchangeable in most sentences.
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                                              Posted, 15th December 2009
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                                              John Tucker Must Die
                                              If you are unknowingly cast in a PSA about genital herpes you will win an award for teen responsibility.
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                                                Posted, 15th December 2009
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                                                John Tucker Must Die
                                                Acting like a girl at a basketball game opens the door to dating a whole different group of girls who like 'sensitive' guys.
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                                                  John Tucker Must Die
                                                  You can't just be the new girl. You either wigged out and were sent to rehab last year, were taken away for bulimia, or sent to fat camp.
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                                                    Posted, 15th December 2009
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