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Monsters vs Aliens
Scientists that turn themselves into cockroaches are so smart, they're stupid.
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  • 15th August 2010 by PhoenixFox
    His Ph.D. is in Dance.
Elf
The food groups are, Candy, Candy corn, Candy canes and Syrup!
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Robots
Gloves make handy gloves compartments.
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  • 20th February 2010 by PhoenixFox
    That was a typo. .-.
Transformers
It's totally not awkward to make out with your girlfriend on the hood of your sentient transforming alien robot car. He can barely talk anyway.
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  • 20th February 2010 by PhoenixFox
    Just so long as no one changes in the backseat or the humans don't go into heat.
Monsters, Inc
All toddlers should be named after sound effects.
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  • 20th February 2010 by PhoenixFox
    Onomonopeia. Though I butcher the spelling.
Howl's Moving Castle
Climbing stairs gives you extra chins.
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  • 20th February 2010 by PhoenixFox
    More chins than a chinese phone book! ....yes. I went there.
Howl's Moving Castle
When you want to talk to someone, remove a box from the wall of boxes and stick your head through the hole instead of walking to the door three steps away.
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  • 20th February 2010 by PhoenixFox
    And the ones above the hole won't even come down.
Madagascar
When Lions are shot with tranquilizer, it's like going on an Acid trip. The second time around, they will see and hear the same thing, but sped up.
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  • 20th February 2010 by PhoenixFox
    I think that was so we wouldn't have to suffer through the whole thing once more, again at normal speed. :P
Ratatouille
When you are an old lady living on your own and you discover a rat in your house, it is only logical to grab your shotgun to kill the vermin. Or at the very least chase him half way down a river in the rain until he hides down a storm drain.
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  • 20th February 2010 by PhoenixFox
    The hunt can be half the fun. Even at the height of age.
Treasure Planet
Scorpion-spider-lobster things are mean.
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  • 23rd January 2010 by PhoenixFox
    Oh, I call them Arachnocrabs.
Mulan
Don't be a fool by cutting gym class.
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  • 16th December 2009 by Anon
    What??? They don't teach that at your school?
  • 12th December 2009 by PhoenixFox
    Especially if you plan on snapping any concrete slabs in half with your head any time soon. Cause they so teach that in school.
Mulan

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  • 12th December 2009 by PhoenixFox
    Oh no, here they come!! D:
Mulan
Shoes are weapons of mass annoyance.
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  • 12th December 2009 by PhoenixFox
    Does an apple a day keep the doctor away? Yes, if your aim if good.
Mulan

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  • 12th December 2009 by PhoenixFox
    It is a well known fact that Huns are all part canine.

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