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First Wives Club, The
Lesbians are great nowadays.
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    First Wives Club, The
    Shorts apparently need ironing and starching. And this has to be done with supervision.
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      First Wives Club, The
      The Japanese apparently have enough.
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        First Wives Club, The
        Bette Midler has a waist. And legs. Who knew?
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          First Wives Club, The
          Don't get mad. Get everything.
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            First Wives Club, The
            A leading lady Oscar is bound to say "I beat Meryl" on it.
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              First Wives Club, The
              Angela Lansbury's Monique's mother! No wait...Shelly Winters is Monique's mother! Uhh no Sean Connery is Monique's mother! No, Sean Connery is Monique's boyfriend! He may be three hundred years old, but he's still a stud!
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                First Wives Club, The
                In the 90's plastic surgery was like good grooming. Like brushing your teeth.
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                  First Wives Club, The
                  You think movie stars don't have feelings. Well you're wrong, they're actors, they have all of them!
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                    Clueless
                    When glancing at the blind spot, you check with your head. Not the whole car!
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                      Little Mermaid
                      Would you hurry up and KISS the girl already?
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                        Men In Black
                        A world fair is great for hiding spaceships in plain sight.
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                          Clueless
                          Anything you can do to draw attention to your mouth is good.
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                            Clueless
                            Legs crossed towards each other is body language that says: unequivocal sex invite.
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                              Clueless
                              Searching for a boy in high school is as useless as searching for meaning in a Pauly Shore movie.
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                                Cher and Dionne are both famous singers of the past who now do infomercials.
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                                  Clueless
                                  It does not say R.S.V.P. on the Statue of Liberty.
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                                    A girl that's a full-on Monet is like a painting that looks okay far away but up close, it's a big old mess.
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                                      Clueless
                                      Skateboards are like so five years ago.
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                                        In some parts of the universe, maybe not in contempo-casual, but in some parts, it's considered cool to know what's going on in the world.
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                                          Clueless
                                          The PC term for virgin is "hymenally challenged."
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                                            Clueless
                                            Ren and Stimpy are way existential.
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                                              Sometimes you have to show a little skin. This reminds boys of being naked, and then they think of sex.
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                                                Clueless
                                                Standing in line for forty minutes is hardly aerobically effective.
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                                                  A Calvin Klein dress can look like underwear.
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