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Book Of Eli, The
The Carnegie library will survive the apocalypse, but not like we'll expect.
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    Posted, 7th February 2010
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    Book Of Eli, The
    Wetnaps are the currency of the future.
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      Book Of Eli, The
      Being gut shot causes massive internal bleeding, but if you're on a mission from god, you can make it through a walk/ride/row to Alcatraz while being dehydrated, dictate the Bible from beginning to end before expiring, without being offered medical intervention by people equipped to do so.
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        Lovely Bones, The
        If you've ever seen a Claritin commercial, you'll have a good idea of what heaven looks like.
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        Posted, 21st January 2010
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        No Country for Old Men
        Men die of natural causes...natural to the line of work they were in.
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          No Country for Old Men
          "You don't have to do this." Everyone says that. _Anton Chigurh
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            Posted, 13th January 2010
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            Lovely Bones, The
            Middle aged white guys with comb overs and neatly trimmed mustaches are natural Megan's list candidates.
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              Hurt Locker, The
              If your chances of being blown up in the line of duty are high enough, at least be comfortable doing it.
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                Hurt Locker, The
                If you're an officer who spends his tour of duty behind a desk, think twice about going on a ride along to experience the combat zone.
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                  Pulp Fiction
                  Arnold Ziffel, the pig from Green Acres wasn't all that charming.
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                    Pulp Fiction
                    Bacon tastes good. Porkchops taste good. Sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but it's a filthy m*****f*****, and thus, inedible.
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                      Pulp Fiction
                      A noble way to retire from the hitman game is to roam the earth, like Caine in Kung Fu.
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                        Pulp Fiction
                        If you live in Inglewood or Redondo, you have a cab ride in your future.
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                          Pulp Fiction
                          It's not a motorcycle, baby, it's a chopper!
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                            Pulp Fiction
                            Quentin serves gourmet coffee, not the cheap shit.
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                              Pulp Fiction
                              Quentin Tarantino doesn't care for dead black guys stored in his garage. (Although he used the n-word).
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                                Posted, 12th January 2010
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                                Pulp Fiction
                                In Parisian cinemas you can not only buy a beer, but it will be served in a glass!
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                                  Pulp Fiction
                                  Vincent Vega visited Paris and never took in a local Burger King.
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                                    Sherlock Holmes
                                    Sherlock Holmes can solve the DaVinci code with both hands cuffed to bed posts.
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                                      Posted, 26th December 2009
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                                      Sherlock Holmes
                                      Evil aristocrats in any era take their fashion cues from casino boss Terry Benedict.
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                                        Posted, 26th December 2009
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                                        Sherlock Holmes
                                        Sherlock Holmes invented the taser.
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                                          2012
                                          You can walk around the Himalayan Mountains in the winter while waiting to be rescued in your LA summer clothes without even shivering.
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                                            Posted, 14th December 2009
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                                            Up in the Air
                                            Body doubles are worth the price of admission, even with a scant few seconds of screentime.
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                                              Up in the Air
                                              Your boat travels faster when you're in it -- alone.
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                                                Blues Brothers, The
                                                Four fried chickens and a coke make a for a good, nutritious lunch.
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                                                • 23rd August 2011 by howler
                                                  Either that or some dry white toast.
                                                • 23rd August 2011 by howler
                                                  Either that or some dry white toast.
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                                                Posted, 14th December 2009
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