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Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
When you work at an bike repair shop don't worry about wearing your "Gonna Get Me Raped" shorts. Cus I mean you can totally trust the foot traffic that like to frequent repair shops, nicest guys in the world.
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    Posted, 22nd September 2010
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    Terminator Salvation
    When one man has the ability to sway the entire human resistance in his favor, against the will of the resistance command, Don't even bother asking if someone will give him a heart. Just take it from the guy that successfully killed the most destructive weapon in the history of mankind... I mean it's not like that guy will ever come in handy.
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      Posted, 22nd September 2010
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      Terminator Salvation
      Despite being virtually invincible the T-800's will never miss an opportunity to hide mischievously in an assembly line. However, reports indicate that the module causing an "Appreciation for atmospheric horror" had been removed in later models.
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        Posted, 22nd September 2010
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        Matrix, The
        Don't pull shit out of people's heads when they are asleep.
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          Posted, 16th December 2009
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          Mulan
          It doesn't exactly help racial stereotypes when you can't even tell the difference between some guy and your own country's women.
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            Posted, 16th December 2009
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            Law Abiding Citizen
            The name of this film is quite ironic.
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              Posted, 14th December 2009
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              Curious Case of Benjamin Button, The
              The more times you get struck by lightning the less sympathetic people will feel towards you.
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                Posted, 14th December 2009
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                Terminator Salvation
                When installing the mechanism that allows you to control your most advanced terminator to date, be sure to position it someplace near where the host can reach and easily remove, just in case they develop a nasty case of the morals.
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                  Posted, 14th December 2009
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                  Terminator Salvation
                  Falling several thousand feet and proceeding to skip off the water like a stone doesn't cause you to question whether or not you're a little bit "Special."
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                    Posted, 14th December 2009
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                    Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
                    Autobots listen to Linkin Park.
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                      Posted, 14th December 2009
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                      Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
                      Having a killer lady robot trying to strangle you with her tongue is not justification enough to your girlfriend for putting your hands on another "woman."
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                        Posted, 14th December 2009
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