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How to Train Your Dragon
Having a weird name builds character.
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    Posted, 3rd April 2010
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    Angels and Demons
    If you call a specialist in for help, and he asks to see the Vatican archives, don't tell him he can't, her won't help you the next time you need his expertise.
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      Posted, 22nd March 2010
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      Angels and Demons
      If there is a secret society filled with astronomers, mathematicians etc, and they are quite harmless, meaning they are not violent, hunt them down and kill them, it wont cause them to, in turn, become violent as well.
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        Posted, 22nd March 2010
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        Matrix, The
        If you start seeing little white rabbits everywhere, please don't follow them.
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          Matrix, The
          Stop trying to hit me, and hit me!
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            Posted, 18th March 2010
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            Lion King, The
            Effective strategy for elusion #355: Dress in drag and do the hula!
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              Posted, 18th March 2010
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              Incredibles, The
              No matter how many times you save the world, it always manages to get back into jeopardy again. I guess that can get very tiring.
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                Posted, 18th March 2010
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                Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith
                If a girl asks you where her husband is, you do not tell her: "I cut off his legs and set his on fire, sorry." That is just not the way to handle the situation at that moment.
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                  Posted, 18th March 2010
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                  Fifth Element, The
                  You know you're having a bad day if the first message you get is from you're wife telling you she's leaving, the second from you're lawyer, saying he is leaving . . . with your wife and the third message you get says you're fired.
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                    Posted, 18th March 2010
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                    Shrek 2
                    Shrek will always repay his debts, unless he can't find you or if he forgot.
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                      Posted, 18th March 2010
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                      Shrek 2
                      Figures, the ugliest ogre turns out to be a pretty good looking guy in human form.
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                        I actually thought he looked kinda weird in human form, but didn't expect much anyways.
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                      Posted, 18th March 2010
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                      Shrek 2
                      If all your plans have failed console yourself in something deep fat fried and smothered in chocolate.
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                        Shrek 2
                        Donkey has the right to remain silent, but he lacks the capacity.
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                          Shrek 2
                          It's normal for a straight guy to wear cherry flavoured glitter on his lips.
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                            Posted, 18th March 2010
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                            Shrek 2
                            If I went on a perilous journey through blistering cold and scorching desert, traveling for many days and nights, risking life and limb to get to the girl that I was supposed to save, and I found out that she was on her honeymoon, I'd be kinda pissed off too.
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                              Posted, 18th March 2010
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                              Shrek 2
                              If it's dark, rainy and your wife's dad hired a hitman to kill you, then things just seem bad, but they aren't really. . .
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                                Posted, 18th March 2010
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                                Shrek 2
                                I think it's safe to say that the kingdom of FAR FAR AWAY is quite far, far away.
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                                  Posted, 18th March 2010
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                                  Shrek
                                  The curse never said what love's true form is, to be quite honest, you should've expected to become a ogre the moment you fell in love with an ogre, cross breeding does not really work so well.
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                                    Posted, 18th March 2010
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                                    Shrek
                                    Who can say no to a donkey that's gonna make you waffles in the morning?
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                                      Posted, 18th March 2010
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                                      Shrek
                                      If you don't know what to get Shrek for his birthday, buy him some Tic Tacs.
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                                        Posted, 18th March 2010
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                                        Shrek
                                        Finding blue flowers with red thorns is a lot easier if you are not colourblind.
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                                          Posted, 18th March 2010
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                                          Grandma's Boy
                                          Barry apparently never got breast fed as a child, who else sucks on a boobie for 13 hours?
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                                            Posted, 18th March 2010
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                                            Grandma's Boy
                                            Some people are so sick that they think banging your grandmother and her roommates is legendary.
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                                              Posted, 18th March 2010
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                                              Flushed Away
                                              Don't go around telling people your middel name is Danger when in fact it is Lesley.
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                                                Posted, 18th March 2010
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                                                Boondock Saints, The
                                                The twins urge the lesser forms of filth not to push the bounds and cross over into true corruption. That is their domain, and you will get hurt!
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                                                  Posted, 18th March 2010
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