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Captain Phillips
Somalis may be skinny but give them a spanner or assault rifle, they are deadly
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    Posted, 22nd January 2014
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    Captain Phillips
    Ship crew can hide in the engine room and not break sweat
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      Posted, 22nd January 2014
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      Captain Phillips
      In case pirates boarding your ship, lay broken glass as they invade barefooted
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        Posted, 22nd January 2014
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          Posted, 22nd January 2014
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          Captain Phillips
          Another word for pirate is fishermen
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            Posted, 22nd January 2014
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            Captain Phillips
            British way of resolving piracy, assume that small boats heading toward them are fishermen
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              Posted, 22nd January 2014
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              Captain Phillips
              American way of resolving a hostage situation, with a visit by Navy SEAL snipers and several bullets
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                Posted, 22nd January 2014
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                American Warships
                In times of national crisis, The Joint Chiefs of Staff meet in what appears to a hotel conference/convention room.
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                  Posted, 6th November 2013
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                  American Warships
                  There's always a pipe handy on deck to block runaway rolling artillery shells.
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                    Posted, 6th November 2013
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                    American Warships
                    It's easier to cut your self open and stick a roll of film inside your abdomen than to stuff it down your wet-suit.
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                      Posted, 6th November 2013
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                      American Warships
                      A dying person with burns over 90 percent of their body, including their entire head and face, can still see.
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                        Posted, 6th November 2013
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                        American Warships
                        The only long term effects of a person caught in an exploding gun turret are a limp and strange facial scar that looks glued on...badly.
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                          Posted, 6th November 2013
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                          American Warships
                          In a fight with alien stealth boats, a fleet of old ships and old aircraft are almost instantly destroyed while a 75 year old battleship is barely scratched.
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                            Posted, 6th November 2013
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                            American Warships
                            While the USS Iowa engages in a running fight with alien warships, the US flag will not flutter in the breeze or flap in any way. It will hold rigidly at attention.
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                              Posted, 6th November 2013
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                              American Warships
                              While the USS Iowa engages in a running fight with alien warships, the US flag will not flutter in the breeze or flap in any way. It will hold rigidly at attention.
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                                Posted, 6th November 2013
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                                American Warships
                                The USS Iowa was apparently the only active duty US Navy ship that didn't fire its guns in 20 years - not even in practice.
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                                  Posted, 6th November 2013
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                                  American Warships
                                  Navy SEALs can zip through the water on a zodiac, board an alien ship while underway, fight the enemy on the side of the ship while being pounded by waves ... and not get their hair wet.
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                                    Posted, 6th November 2013
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                                    American Warships
                                    Mothballed ships and museum piece aircraft can be made combat-ready in just a few hours.
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                                      Posted, 6th November 2013
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                                      American Warships
                                      Navy SEALs can get 36 shots using a 24-exposure roll of film.
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                                        Posted, 6th November 2013
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                                        American Warships
                                        Film cameras don't require flashes to work in near-dark lighting.
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                                          Posted, 6th November 2013
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                                          American Warships
                                          The USS Iowa looks remarkably like the USS North Carolina.
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                                            Posted, 6th November 2013
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                                            American Warships
                                            When the US Navy upgraded the USS Iowa in the 1980s to a modern active duty warship, all the old equipment wasn't removed, it was stashed belowdecks or simply left in place.
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                                              Posted, 6th November 2013
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                                              American Warships
                                              When the Kunsan Air Base is attacked, the commander of the Kunsan Naval Base will be the one to call headquarters to report it -- either that or the selection process for continuity people on cheap movies isn't very strenuous.
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                                                Posted, 6th November 2013
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                                                American Warships
                                                Ships on their farewell voyages carry SEAL teams.
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                                                  Posted, 6th November 2013
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                                                  American Warships
                                                  Suspending one's disbelief is not enough for watching some movies; some movies require one's disbelief to be violently murdered and buried in a remote location.
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                                                    Posted, 6th November 2013
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