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Matrix, The
Luckily no one's been standing behind the person dodging bullets.
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  • 19th December 2010 by Stasis
    lol, this is a great one really.
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Peter Pan
Dogs that clean up after your children, give them their medicine, make the beds, etc. are bad and deserve to be put outside in the dog house.
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    Astro Boy
    When you can't attack your enemies that have enslaved you because of laws that were programmed into you, your only chance of rebellion is tickling.
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      Beauty and the Beast
      When waiting for someone to come back home, it's always good to disguise yourself as a snowman.
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        Beauty and the Beast
        There's like 20 tea cups with faces, but only one turns back into a human....
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        • 4th May 2011 by Meushell
          Maybe Beast smashed them in a rage.
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        Beauty and the Beast
        Manly men only prance around when wearing boots.
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          Beauty and the Beast
          Your favorite book always ends up foreshadowing the next six months of your life.
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            Beauty and the Beast
            Finally a disney princess whos not blonde
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            • 4th May 2011 by Meushell
              I wasn't aware that Snow White and Ariel were blonde.
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            Laputa: Castle in the Sky
            The songs your grandma teaches you are very important... especially the ones involving destruction.
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              Laputa: Castle in the Sky
              Always remember that giant robots with an almost infinite amount of artillary are really gentle creatues who save bird nests.
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                Lion King, The
                Anyone named Scar is destined to receive a huge scar along their face.
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                  Lion King, The
                  Talk back and you get hit with the magic monkey's stick, ask a question you get hit with the magic monkey's stick, say nothing and you get hit with the magic monkey's stick.
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                    Princess Bride, The
                    Never let your fiance say her "I do's"...especially if she already hates you.
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                      Princess Bride, The
                      Always take care of rodent problems right away or they may end up becoming BIG problems.
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                        Princess Bride, The
                        Yelling "I knew you were bluffing" makes you look stupid after you've already been tied up.
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                          V for Vendetta
                          Everyone should make their underground lair where they were locked up, tortured, and experimented on.
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