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Only tell someone to run from a monster that wants to chew on their vital organs as a midnight snack if they ask nicely.
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    Posted, 11th January 2010
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    Ceasing fire on the indigenous population's big damn tree against direct orders will have no consequences whatsoever. Furthermore, you will also retain full access to your fully equipped gunship just in case you decide to switch sides again.
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    • 16th May 2010 by ekedolphin
      She never fired to begin with, and no one apart from the guy she was in the chopper with seemed to even notice.
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    Posted, 11th January 2010
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    Playing dramatic music whilst copulating among all your tribal ancestors and their mother constitutes as marriage.
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      Posted, 11th January 2010
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      Telling people that 'you see them' is deep, meaningful and heartwarming, not stalker-ish at all.
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        Posted, 10th January 2010
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        Twilight Saga: New Moon, The
        To anyone who is considering jumping off of a highly elevated cliff into a rocky ocean grave for the sole purpose of seeing hallucinations of your sparkly yet abandonment-prone boyfriend: try heroin.
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          Posted, 17th December 2009
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