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Little Fockers
Fockers? It sounds like fuckers. Get it? hahaha. So clever.
(2) Comments
  • 28th February 2011 by Josh
    god focker is sounds like godfather! pahahaha
  • 4th February 2011 by HermanoBluth
    You just summed up the entire movie in one learning. Spoiler tag next time!
Pirate Radio
Silence will get you laid!
(2) Comments
  • 17th January 2011 by HermanoBluth
    I was first. Pardon me!
  • 30th June 2010 by nikkeho
    So how 'bout it then? ;)
Karate Kid (2010), The
Dre will have that girl pregnant on The Karate Kid part II
(4) Comments
  • 13th December 2013 by catmunch1
    did you know it's racist to call some one a racist that is being racist?
  • 13th December 2013 by catmunch1
    and run back to the usa!
  • 29th July 2010 by ryan corderman
    I think in this situation I will say Racism FTW. *shakes head in approval*
  • 29th July 2010 by HermanoBluth
    Racism FTL.... :(
Juno
When you have sex for the first time, you will get pregnant.
(2) Comments
  • 26th May 2010 by HermanoBluth
    True. Why must I have forgotten to add the chair? I mean, it started in a chair.
  • 16th January 2010 by HermanoBluth
    That sounded.... so wrong... OH GOD what was I thinking?
Transformers
You can fall from high places, get caught by a robot arm, AND not get a single broken bone.
(1) Comments
  • 14th March 2010 by HermanoBluth
    No wonder why Megan Fox does the Transformers movies! She must have a secret crush on Optimus Prime!
Up
Birthday wishes always come true, even for dogs.
(1) Comments
  • 1st March 2010 by HermanoBluth
    Technically, this wasn't in the movie itself, but the bonus short on the disc. But, I can resist the cute!
Wolfman, The
I'm just guessing that Hugo Weaving has - at minimum - a two picture contract. I wonder who the Wolfman is in the sequel?
(2) Comments
  • 1st March 2010 by HermanoBluth
    Wait! Wolfman 2: Electric Boogaloo!
  • 23rd February 2010 by HermanoBluth
    Um... Wolfman 2: The Brown Panther?
Cars
It took six movies for Mack to realize that Pizar used the same actor over and over again.
(2) Comments
  • 12th March 2010 by ekedolphin
    What kind of two-bit operation is this, anyway?
  • 20th February 2010 by HermanoBluth
    Spelling fail.
Cars
Don't ask who built all the cars and vehicles. It's probably better not to know.
(1) Comments
Avatar
Military benefits won't even pay for a soldier's legs to get healed.
(1) Comments
  • 15th February 2010 by HermanoBluth
    Or Wal-Mart must own the military in the future
Youth in Revolt
Having the same last name as a badass gangster is more attractive to women than your real last name.
(1) Comments
Invention of Lying, The
Getting into heaven is just like baseball!
(1) Comments
  • 2nd February 2010 by HermanoBluth
    Three strikes and you're out!
Sherlock Holmes
Sherlock Holmes lives on 221B Baker Street. And don't worry if you forget, they'll remind you several times with lingering zoom-ins.
(2) Comments
  • 22nd June 2011 by ronnirawrko
    The fact that Sherlock and John actually live at 221 Baker street.. in apartment B. It's a bit miss labeled. Where is the mysterious 221 A?
  • 2nd February 2010 by HermanoBluth
    Where does Sherlock Holmes live again? I kinda forget...
Youth in Revolt
If you're 48, have a kid, no money, and stretch marks, the best you can hope for is Zack Galifianakis.
(1) Comments
  • 17th January 2010 by HermanoBluth
    or a stretch-mark fetishist

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