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Room, The
You always must tell your future husband everything.
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    Posted, 10th July 2010
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    Room, The
    Johnny understands life, while Lisa doesn't.
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      Room, The
      Make sure the camera is in focus for your graphic sex scenes. The other scenes don't matter.
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        Posted, 9th July 2010
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        Room, The
        Everyone can understand your mumbling.
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          Posted, 7th July 2010
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          Room, The
          Johnny can steal mistresses away.
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            Posted, 7th July 2010
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            Room, The
            Men kissing their dead best friend doesn't look gay at all.
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              Room, The
              Always cue the dramatic music at the most undramatic moments.
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                Posted, 6th July 2010
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                Room, The
                It's totally not creepy to say you want to have kids with a girl that probably doesn't even know you.
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                  Posted, 5th July 2010
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                  Room, The
                  You can be in love with both some guy's fiancée and some girl at school.
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                    Room, The
                    The flower shop clerk won't recognize her favorite customer until he purchases a dozen red roses.
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                      Room, The
                      Sleeping with a dozen guys will land you in a hospital on Guerrero street.
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                        Posted, 4th July 2010
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                        Room, The
                        You can afford apartment rent for both you and the retarded kid, nice flowers everyday, sexy dresses for your girl, and that retarded kid's tuition on a banker's salary.
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                        • 30th May 2011 by JohnJay60
                          But, you're crushed if after 7 years of earning sufficient money for this lifestyle you don't make even MORE money. Also, bankers are allowed to look like aging new-age rock stars with hair, tie, and suit that would have fit most 80's bands.
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                        Posted, 4th July 2010
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                        Room, The
                        Your film doesn't need to make sense or have a coherent plot to be a hit.
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                          Posted, 4th July 2010
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                          Room, The
                          Be sure to give the main character a similar-sounding name to yours.
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                            Room, The
                            Peter's always playing psychologist with Johnny and company.
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                              Room, The
                              It's a big deal when someone shaves.
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                                Posted, 4th July 2010
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                                Room, The
                                Film in both 35mm and HD. You can choose later.
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                                  Posted, 4th July 2010
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                                  Room, The
                                  Don't shoot on a real roof. Use a green screen.
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                                    Posted, 4th July 2010
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                                    Room, The
                                    Johnny can hear conversations from far, far away.
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                                      Posted, 4th July 2010
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                                      Room, The
                                      Tape recorders can record numerous weeks of material and pinpoint the exact footage you need.
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                                        Posted, 4th July 2010
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                                        Room, The
                                        ADR is your friend.
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                                          Posted, 4th July 2010
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                                          Room, The
                                          It's ideal to only to interview a small, unimportant cast member for your behind-the-scenes material.
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                                            Posted, 4th July 2010
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                                            Room, The
                                            When editing your behind the scenes reel, make sure 75% of it shows a rotating shot of the cameras.
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                                              Posted, 4th July 2010
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                                              Room, The
                                              It's normal to play football and basketball up on the roof.
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                                                Room, The
                                                Don't forget your underwears.
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