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Room, The
You can afford apartment rent for both you and the retarded kid, nice flowers everyday, sexy dresses for your girl, and that retarded kid's tuition on a banker's salary.
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  • 30th May 2011 by JohnJay60
    But, you're crushed if after 7 years of earning sufficient money for this lifestyle you don't make even MORE money. Also, bankers are allowed to look like aging new-age rock stars with hair, tie, and suit that would have fit most 80's bands.
Room, The
The computer business is too competitive.
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  • 30th May 2011 by JohnJay60
    Particularly in Silicon Valley / San Francisco, where there are no technology or software companies who are hiring.
Knight and Day
Only Tom Cruise can kill himself first, then kill someone else.
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Get Him to the Greek
It's a good idea to name your son after a certain upper body part.
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  • 24th July 2010 by shawnakhan
    his name is naples...he was named after the place he was conceived, he was not conceived in nipples, smart guy
Pirate Radio
Someone will always be happy and live for the news and weather.
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  • 30th June 2010 by nikkeho
    Not to mention die.
Nobody cares about step dads. Not even Mother Nature.
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  • 28th June 2010 by UsernameTed
    The only character I really cared about...
When you have sex for the first time, you will get pregnant.
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  • 26th May 2010 by HermanoBluth
    True. Why must I have forgotten to add the chair? I mean, it started in a chair.
  • 16th January 2010 by HermanoBluth
    That sounded.... so wrong... OH GOD what was I thinking?
You can fall from high places, get caught by a robot arm, AND not get a single broken bone.
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  • 14th March 2010 by HermanoBluth
    No wonder why Megan Fox does the Transformers movies! She must have a secret crush on Optimus Prime!
Simpsons Movie, The
The people in the town of Springfield apparently don't have shovels because they could have just dug themselves out of the dome.
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  • 17th January 2010 by lazy
    you really expect them to think of THAT?

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