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Hunger Games, The
When young people are killing each other in a macabre celebration of quelled rebellion, the officials will be sure to censor the material by editing around a lot of the gore that would make the killings more effective, thereby filling the people with fear.
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    Hunger Games, The
    There are quite a few falls in this movie, yet the only injuries we are supposed to empathize with Katniss and Peeta for are burns and cuts on the leg respectively. No one breaks their arm falling out of a tree?
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      Hunger Games, The
      When the audience sees the game makers create giant wrinkly dogs that can eat your face and put them into the arena, follow it up with a (seemingly) 5-10 minute sequence of a terrified Katniss and Peeta. That won't get boring fast. Oh, and remember to top it off with a pants-fillingly cheap scare that would have been all the more effective had the dogs not been revealed to the audience at this point.
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        Hunger Games, The
        There are two shots in this film that are perfectly steady. Nothing interesting occurs in either of them.
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          King Kong (2005)
          Because your guns have done so much for you, and got you this far, why don't you just lug them around some more.
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            King Kong (2005)
            A Tyranosaurus-Rex will be cheeky and coy, standing on it's tiptoes to get a look at you before it eats your face.
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              King Kong (2005)
              Apparently the power of love is so strong it compels a man with little or no relationship with a woman to go through hell's half-acre to get her back.
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                Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol
                Ethan Hunt can be put in jail. It's just that somehow the organization he works for can't figure out that they should put him in handcuffs or something before telling him about their plan to kill him.
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                  Monty Python and the Holy Grail
                  I'm not sure whether to be glad or dissapointed that Sir Not-Appearing-In-This-Picture, did not appear in the picture.
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                    Monty Python and the Holy Grail
                    King Arthur, you do not have to slay everyone in a castle because the French made fun of you. Just ignore them.
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                      Monty Python's The Meaning of Life
                      If you have an 'S' in your name, you may be a philospher.
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                        Monty Python's The Meaning of Life
                        Hal David writes the lyrics, and Burt Bacharach just writes the tunes. But now he's married to Carole Bayer Sager.
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                          Monty Python's The Meaning of Life
                          In England, everyone is a grim reaper.
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                            Monty Python's The Meaning of Life
                            Will those of you who are playing in the match this afternoon move your clothes down onto the lower peg immediately after lunch, before you write your letter home, if you're not getting your hair cut, unless you've got a younger brother who is going out this weekend as the guest of another boy, in which case, collect his note before lunch, put it in your letter after you've had your hair cut, and make sure he moves your clothes down onto the lower peg for you.
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                              Monty Python's The Meaning of Life
                              Take precautions when you have intercourse, and lock the door.
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                                Monty Python's The Meaning of Life
                                To get a woman's juices flowing, don't stampede toward the clitoris.
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                                  Monty Python's The Meaning of Life
                                  Englishmen don't have any balls.
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                                    Monty Python's The Meaning of Life
                                    Don't be afraid when strange men dressed in Pink hide in your fridge and sing to you.
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                                      Monty Python's The Meaning of Life
                                      Don't stand there gawking like you've never seen the hand of god before!
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                                        Monty Python's The Meaning of Life
                                        The Fish went wherever the man with bendy arms did go.
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                                          Monty Python's The Meaning of Life
                                          When a rugby team is called "The Masters" they probably mean it.
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                                            Monty Python's The Meaning of Life
                                            Do not use Ocarinas in class.
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                                              Monty Python's The Meaning of Life
                                              People don't wear enough hats.
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                                                Posted, 6th December 2010
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                                                Monty Python's The Meaning of Life
                                                When a baby is born the Mother will not be allowed to see it very long.
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                                                  Monty Python's The Meaning of Life
                                                  Bloody Catholics keep filling up the bloody world with bloody people they can't afford to bloody feed.
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