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Twilight Saga: Eclipse
Third movie, Bella is still in danger, and still hasn't learned any self-defense.
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    Posted, 23rd October 2011
    by Abrina7
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    Twilight Saga: New Moon, The
    After nearly getting killed several times, it's best to rely on others to save you as opposed to learning the very basics of self-defense.
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      Posted, 23rd October 2011
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      Back to the Future Part II
      I must remember to order my food and my futuristic, impossible-to-open Pepsi from a pre-recorded, menu-spewing Michael Jackson.
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        Posted, 13th September 2010
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        Back to the Future Part II
        Jump off a building in 2015, land on the roof of a DeLorean; not a single dent.
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        • 2nd November 2013 by agentdc7
          That was alternate 1985.
        • 31st December 2012 by username
          That wasn't in 2015.
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        Posted, 13th September 2010
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        Mighty Ducks, The
        He hates hockey, and he doesn't like kids.
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          Posted, 9th August 2010
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          Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
          He's been frozen for 30 friken' years, okay? Cut him some fricken' slack!
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            Posted, 1st August 2010
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            Hancock
            Don't call him an asshole one more time.
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              Posted, 1st August 2010
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              Zombieland
              A good way to attract a zombie is by playing a "Deliverance" tune on a banjo in a supermarket.
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                Posted, 1st August 2010
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                Obsessed
                Oh you do NOT touch my child.
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                  Posted, 1st August 2010
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                  Finding Nemo
                  Mine?
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                  • 24th February 2010 by Sassy
                    This has to be one of the funniest learnings on here lmao, fantastic!
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                  Posted, 24th February 2010
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                  Mulan
                  A rope with an arrow is the ultimate survival tool.
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                    Posted, 24th February 2010
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                    Year One
                    Hurling your castrated, highly preserved genitalia at another person is spectacular.
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                      Posted, 24th February 2010
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                      Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory
                      Children can legally purchase tobacco.
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                        Posted, 24th February 2010
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                        Year One
                        Refusing to bow to the princess will automatically get you a private meeting with her.
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                          Posted, 13th January 2010
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                          Simpsons Movie, The
                          More than two shakes is playing with it.
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                            Posted, 13th January 2010
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                            Rescuers, The
                            Albatrosses know the Air Force song.
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                              Posted, 13th January 2010
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                              Monsters, Inc
                              Boo loves Kitty.
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                                Posted, 13th January 2010
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                                Monsters vs Aliens
                                Insecto likes tummy rubs.
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                                  Posted, 13th January 2010
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                                  Hunchback of Notre Dame
                                  You can tell Frollo loves you if he first tries to have you arrested, then sings about wanting you.
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                                    Posted, 13th January 2010
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                                    Great Mouse Detective, The
                                    Basil is allowed to have a complete mental breakdown as long as he pulls it together long enough to change clothes, catch the flying girl, and have eveyone in front of the camera the moment its set to take a picture.
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                                      Posted, 13th January 2010
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                                      Finding Nemo
                                      The East Austrailian Current is both an underwater highway and rollercoaster.
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                                        Posted, 13th January 2010
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                                        Cars
                                        Ferraris speak Italian.
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                                          Posted, 13th January 2010
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                                          Shrek the Third
                                          It's useless to try to relate to an animated Justin Timberlake.
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                                            Posted, 13th January 2010
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                                            Shrek the Third
                                            You will always have that one princess "friend" that will stab you in the back.
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                                              Posted, 13th January 2010
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                                              Shrek 2
                                              The catnip was not his.
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                                                Posted, 13th January 2010
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