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Rise of the Planet of the Apes
No means NO!
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    Posted, 1st September 2011
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    Rise of the Planet of the Apes
    Even if you don't have the throat structure for speech, you can still learn to talk if you're smart enough.
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      Here I thought I was the only one a little bothered by that, since I took a semester of Human Evolution and we spent at least one full class on comparative throat structure.
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    Posted, 1st September 2011
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    Rise of the Planet of the Apes
    Even genius chimps can't tell the difference between a painted wall and the sky.
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      Posted, 1st September 2011
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      Rise of the Planet of the Apes
      Simply being around the virus can grant eternal youth, hence James Franco's lack of aging.
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        Posted, 1st September 2011
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        Rise of the Planet of the Apes
        The new guy is always picked on, even if he's a primate.
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          Posted, 1st September 2011
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          Chimps love cookies, especially Chips Ahoy.
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            Giving Alzheimer's patients an extra five years of cogent life is considered a failure.
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              Rise of the Planet of the Apes
              Be very careful who you make your neighbors.
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                Posted, 1st September 2011
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                Monkeys don't kill people, viruses kill people.
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                  Posted, 1st September 2011
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                  Rise of the Planet of the Apes
                  Orangutans look hilarious.
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                    Crazy, Stupid, Love
                    Girls are suckers for Dirty Dancing.
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                      Posted, 1st August 2011
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                      Crazy, Stupid, Love
                      Never call your bartender a cocktail servant.
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                        Posted, 1st August 2011
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                        Crazy, Stupid, Love
                        Drinking a cocktail from a tiny straw doesn't look right.
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                          Posted, 1st August 2011
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                          Crazy, Stupid, Love
                          Jumping from a moving car is the best cure for nagging.
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                            Posted, 1st August 2011
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                            Crazy, Stupid, Love
                            Nobody likes Kevin Bacon.
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                              Posted, 1st August 2011
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                              Crazy, Stupid, Love
                              Clothes are the shortcut to any woman's heart; naked pictures are the shortcut to any man's heart.
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                                Posted, 1st August 2011
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                                Crazy, Stupid, Love
                                It's Associate TO the Vice President.
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                                  Crazy, Stupid, Love
                                  New Balance shoes are for schmucks.
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                                    Death Race 2000
                                    Shooting a machine gun into the crowd will result in no visible deaths.
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                                      Posted, 20th July 2011
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                                      Death Race 2000
                                      Always take advice on directions from your competitors.
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                                        Posted, 20th July 2011
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                                        Death Race 2000
                                        If you're a rebel leader, with a gun, and a clear line of sight to the President, shoot the other guy instead.
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                                          Posted, 20th July 2011
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                                          Death Race 2000
                                          If you ever need help on guerilla warfare tactics, watch a lot of Looney Toons.
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                                            Posted, 20th July 2011
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                                            Death Race 2000
                                            The French are always to blame.
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                                              Posted, 20th July 2011
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                                              Death Race 2000
                                              Wait until the very end before telling the rebels who are trying to kill you that you're on their side.
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                                                Posted, 20th July 2011
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                                                Death Race 2000
                                                The best place for two attractive women to get into a fight is on a massage table.
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                                                  Posted, 20th July 2011
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