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American Hustle
Coming soon to Bloomingdale's: garbage-scented perfume.
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    Posted, 31st December 2013
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    American Hustle
    You can tell how serious a con man is by how much effort he puts into his combover.
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      The Hunger Games: Catching Fire
      Talking birds are horrifying.
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        Posted, 26th November 2013
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        The Hunger Games: Catching Fire
        Just because you're an important military commander doesn't mean you've been following the Hunger Games.
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          Posted, 26th November 2013
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          The Hunger Games: Catching Fire
          Between the killer apes, the poisonous gas and the spinning island, the mole isn't doing a very good job of keeping Katniss alive.
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            Posted, 26th November 2013
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            The Hunger Games: Catching Fire
            Liquid anorexia is a favorite drink of the future.
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            The Hunger Games: Catching Fire
            Bet on the Girl on Fire, not on the guy who's betting on her.
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              Posted, 26th November 2013
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              The Hunger Games: Catching Fire
              More elevators should be used as dressing rooms.
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                The Hunger Games: Catching Fire
                Only 50% of people want the badass archer as an ally?
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                  Posted, 26th November 2013
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                  The Hunger Games: Catching Fire
                  It's better to entrust your top-secret plan with a half dozen strangers vs. the two people most central to it.
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                    Posted, 26th November 2013
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                    12 Years a Slave
                    Nothing's more badass than being a Northern lawyer sent to free Southern slaves.
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                      Posted, 16th November 2013
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                      12 Years a Slave
                      The only thing worse than an lecherous slave owner is his jealous wife.
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                        Posted, 16th November 2013
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                        12 Years a Slave
                        The person who sneaks out at night to "see" you won't notice when you haven't properly bathed in months.
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                          Posted, 16th November 2013
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                          12 Years a Slave
                          Before traveling with two strangers, always tell at least one person where you're going and with whom.
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                            Posted, 16th November 2013
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                            12 Years a Slave
                            Michael Fassbender does a great Christian Bale impersonation.
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                              Posted, 16th November 2013
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                              12 Years a Slave
                              There's at least one circumstance where being hung might be preferable to being saved.
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                                Posted, 16th November 2013
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                                12 Years a Slave
                                As a slave in New Orleans don't, under any circumstances, trust any white people. Oh, hi Brad Pitt.
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                                • 16th March 2014 by agentdc7
                                  Because he is Canadian/
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                                Posted, 16th November 2013
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                                12 Years a Slave
                                Nothing's more satisfying than spanking an obnoxious racist.
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                                • 16th March 2014 by agentdc7
                                  Oddly enough, that guy plays the exact same kind of annoying character in Cowboy and Aliens.
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                                Posted, 16th November 2013
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                                Gravity
                                Even when hopelessly screwed, astronaut George Clooney is still devilishly charming.
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                                  Posted, 7th October 2013
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                                  Gravity
                                  Landing a shuttle in water will cause drowning at least 50% of the time.
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                                    Posted, 7th October 2013
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                                    Gravity
                                    Space suits don't work so well underwater.
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                                      Posted, 7th October 2013
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                                      Gravity
                                      If you're an astronaut, better learn Chinese and Russian.
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                                        Posted, 7th October 2013
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                                        Gravity
                                        The only thing Russians love more than vodka is blowing their own stuff up.
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                                          Posted, 7th October 2013
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                                          Gravity
                                          "Mayday" is a horrible name for an astronaut.
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                                            Posted, 7th October 2013
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                                            Gravity
                                            In space all dances look like the Macarena.
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                                              Posted, 7th October 2013
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