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2012
Always do the opposite of what the Governator advises you to do.
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    Posted, 26th November 2009
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    2012
    Never speak to the Russian prime minister about luck in an armageddon situation.
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      Posted, 26th November 2009
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      2012
      Blogs can be "downloaded" and consist entirely of one lengthy Flash animation.
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        Posted, 26th November 2009
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        2012
        You must always refer to the people you're secretly observing as "subjects."
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          Posted, 26th November 2009
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          2012
          "Fancy machines" are no match for the Mayan's thousands of years of foresight.
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            Posted, 26th November 2009
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            2012
            If you see a tourist dad and his two kids in a restricted area, send a heavily armed unit to escort them to the nearest base and have one of the senior people on duty give them a debriefing instead of having one scout tell them to leave.
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              Posted, 26th November 2009
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              2012
              If the President's daughter is attractive and the end is near, you "better move fast."
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                Posted, 26th November 2009
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                2012
                Old white guys are racist enough to stop speaking with their kids because they married outside their race, but still open-minded enough to have close black friends and use phrases like "cramps my style."
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                • 6th January 2011 by AKenjiB
                  Wait, who was that again?
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                Posted, 26th November 2009
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                2012
                Always assume the price you're being quoted is in euros.
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                • 10th February 2010 by Demonzor
                  hahaha. ridiculous.
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                Posted, 26th November 2009
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                2012
                Putting a $600 jacket over a dirty, sweaty outfit is good enough for access into an elite, black tie political fundraiser.
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                  Posted, 26th November 2009
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                  Twilight Saga: New Moon, The
                  Werewolves, by definition, must have six pack abs and take every possible opportunity to show them off, even if it means standing in the rain topless waiting for someone to randomly stop by.
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                  • 21st January 2010 by mirabella
                    I'm agree with TexasGreatGrams, he wasn't just standing under the rain.
                  • 14th January 2010 by TexasGreatGrams
                    Jacob was NOT just walking in the rain, shirtless, waiting for Bella to drop in. He was on the way to meet up with the rest of the wolfpack
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                  Posted, 25th November 2009
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                  Twilight Saga: New Moon, The
                  Vampires aren't allowed to kill in a way that will attract a lot of human attention, unless it involves killing entire groups of tourist at once.
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                    Posted, 25th November 2009
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                    Twilight Saga: New Moon, The
                    Edward's mind-reading ability would be of great use to the Volturi, even though they have someone with Edward's exact power, only much magnified.
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                    • 2nd February 2010 by Eibhlinn Savage
                      yeah they should probably have explained that in the movie, that Aro may read every thought you've ever had but needs to touch you while that Edward can read your current thoughts from a couple miles away.
                    • 14th January 2010 by TexasGreatGrams
                      Edward does not have to physically touch the person to read their mind.
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                    Posted, 25th November 2009
                    by Adam
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                    Twilight Saga: New Moon, The
                    Vampires, while easily killed by werewolves and other vampires, have not figured out how to kill themselves without traveling to another country and going through an elaborate judicial process.
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                    • 17th April 2010 by Shaqbar
                      LMAO you are hilarious
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                    Posted, 25th November 2009
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                    Twilight Saga: New Moon, The
                    If a werewolf in wolf form sees a girl jump off a cliff, it will transform back into human form and take a break to put on clothes before leaping into the water to save her.
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                    • 14th January 2010 by TexasGreatGrams
                      Jacob could not pull her from the water as a wolf-and he is able to control his phasing. This is one of the times he had his shorts tied around his leg.
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                    Posted, 25th November 2009
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                    Twilight Saga: New Moon, The
                    A movie titled "Face Punch" will have nothing but gunshot sound effects.
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                    • 15th December 2010 by TigerLily
                      With a tittle like "Face Punch" you would think it wouldn't involve guns. I would think it would be a long the lines of "Fight Club."
                    • 19th January 2010 by JUICE
                      BOTH of you, put your guns down...
                    • 11th January 2010 by Freeman
                      Wilhelm Screams!!!! LMFAO
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                    Posted, 25th November 2009
                    by Adam
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                    Twilight Saga: New Moon, The
                    Love spelled backwards is "love" - not "evol."
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                      Posted, 25th November 2009
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                      Twilight Saga: New Moon, The
                      Zombie movies are metaphors for leprosy and consumerism.
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                        Posted, 25th November 2009
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