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Rich people don't eat at Applebees.
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    Posted, 18th September 2012
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    World events revolve around five things: "M. O. N. E. Y."
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      When a tycoon makes a speech about realizing what's important in life, you know he's in big trouble.
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        Posted, 18th September 2012
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        Russia is the worst place in the world to strike it rich.
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          A simple contract for a corporate merger can be written in under five minutes at a restaurant.
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            Police officers suck at Photoshop.
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              Black defendants can only be represented by black lawyers.
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                Always keep a black guy handy in case you ever get into trouble.
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                  There's an inverse relationship between love and the amount of money someone spends for you on a birthday cake.
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                    Girls will move on if you promise to come back and never do.
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                      Posted, 15th September 2012
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                      In photography it's very hard to get the lighting just right.
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                        When speaking with the most unpredictable and violent zealot in the room, always give your honest opinion about his mentor's teachings.
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                          It's hard to get your verbs right when writing holy texts.
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                            Why see a therapist when you can just repeat your name 30 times in a row?
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                              Adding "Pig f-ck" to the end of your argument gives you an automatic win.
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                                Paint thinner is the new cough syrup.
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                                  When near a cult leader, never drink the lemonade.
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                                    Joaquin Phoenix needs no fancy pick-up lines.
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                                      I want Philip Seymour Hoffman to officiate my wedding, too.
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                                        Posted, 15th September 2012
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                                        If a girl opens her jacket and says "49.95" in a department store, she may not be a prostitute.
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                                          Posted, 15th September 2012
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                                          They don't make sand castles like they used to.
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                                            It takes 14 minutes to cover yourself with gasoline and light yourself on fire.
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                                              Posted, 12th September 2012
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                                              In this economy, working three jobs is the American dream.
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                                                Posted, 12th September 2012
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                                                If you need to secretly pack up tens of thousands of dollars and your roommate is already suspicious that you're acting strangely, leave your door wide open.
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                                                  Posted, 12th September 2012
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                                                  Always save your old movie tickets.
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