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Book Of Eli, The
Rejoice when you find a dead body in the closet, a new pair of shoes is to be had.
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  • 26th March 2016 by NateSean
    Which will strangely be free of pee.
In Bruges
If you're "bad at maths" studying harder is preferable to going to church to pray for help.
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  • 3rd February 2016 by gnoldaeh
    Good, but he went there to confess not to pray.
The Grand Budapest Hotel
Always say a prayer for your foiled would-be assassin.
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  • 22nd March 2015 by bhoverdos
    They said the prayer for Serge X not William Dafoe
Drag Me To Hell
Post traumatic stress symptoms include punching yourself in the face.
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Guardians of the Galaxy
The enemy is surrounded? Always fire your rockets one at a time. Slowly.
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  • 10th February 2015 by maffyd
    Afraid of collateral damage inside their own space station? Explosive decompression anyone?
  • 16th January 2015 by smartguy360
    to be sporting i guess
  • 14th December 2014 by agentdc7
    What was the point of that? Besides creating suspense?
Guardians of the Galaxy
Groot has infinite powers.
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  • 2nd February 2015 by FilmSavvy
    He can't fly, though
  • 16th December 2014 by Wujek Spenser
    True. But he can grow his branches into enything whenever he likes, but when he needs to recover it takes days.
Guardians of the Galaxy
Always make your force fields magnet-proof.
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  • 30th September 2014 by Josh
    figure out how and claim your nobel prize.
Guardians of the Galaxy
Always keep your promises to muscle-bound whack-jobs who'll kill you if you don't.
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Guardians of the Galaxy
It's not at all weird to have a code name.
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Guardians of the Galaxy
Engaged in an epic three-way battle? Don't worry, the police will ruin everything.
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Guardians of the Galaxy
The enemy will always discover the long-lost treasure only moments after the hero.
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Guardians of the Galaxy
A sufficient origin story can last only five minutes (other films take note!).
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  • 3rd August 2014 by smartguy360
    don't give them any ideas
X-Men: Days of Future Past
Blink will be the star of Portal 3.
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  • 2nd August 2014 by Creamlord666
    Indeed, like Chell she has no voice too.
The Hunger Games: Catching Fire
Liquid anorexia is a favorite drink of the future.
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X-Men: Days of Future Past
Always change out of your disguise the second you've infiltrated your target. There's no chance someone will walk in on you, right?
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  • 21st July 2014 by Creamlord666
    Yeah, that was stupid scene. An army camp full of of soldiers wouldn't notice a high-ranking officer in bright daylight change to a hot blonde right in front of them!!
Avatar
If you can find a big and colorful enough bird to ride, all your past sins will instantly be forgiven.
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  • 20th July 2014 by smartguy360
    to them it's like he went out and caught cthulhu
  • 29th June 2011 by Random
    On a planet that has the ability to rally its animals to save itself? Yes, I think that makes sense.
  • 28th January 2010 by onan
    As long as someone preemptively tells you that riding the red bird makes you Navi Jesus, then that's okay.
Avatar
The first girl you connect with will always be the daughter of the leader and the sister (or in other films, the girlfriend) of the local badass.
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  • 20th July 2014 by smartguy360
    and they will somehow save your life
  • 12th June 2010 by thugz4real
    and you can bang her under the sacred tree!
  • 28th January 2010 by onan
    Disabled girls tend to not get out to do much hunting in the jungle on account of being disabled. "Why are they never ugly?" though, I'll give you that.
  • 20th January 2010 by LoveGoodbye32
    why i'll never back to love you too move GOODBYE !!!!!!!!!!
  • 18th January 2010 by nvidia2010
    And she will always be hot, in an exotic, native kind of way.
  • 17th January 2010 by lazy
    and amazingly enough never overweight, disabled or stupid.
  • 17th January 2010 by Uncle Boat
    ...and will speak your language.
Groundhog Day
Even if she thinks she only taught you for one day, your piano teacher will still take credit for your piano playing.
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X-Men: Days of Future Past
If your mom ever met someone who could control metal, there's probably something else she's not telling you.
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  • 16th July 2014 by Creamlord666
    Yeah, nice but obsolete info. I doubt Magneto found the time after WW2 and his obsessive hunt for Nazis, his struggle with Shaw, the events after Xavier got shot or being busy "saving" JFK and then imprisioned for 10 years (!!!!) to settle down with a girl and knock her up? He doesn't seem very interested in homo sapien women.
X-Men: Days of Future Past
We now know who created the pyramids.
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X-Men: Days of Future Past
No matter the timeline, Jean Grey will always be Scott's girl.
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  • 28th May 2014 by agentdc7
    I guess some things never change.
X-Men: Days of Future Past
Magneto is an amazing engineer, able to make train track rods control the complex computing of a sentinel.
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  • 26th May 2014 by agentdc7
    Definitely. I thought he was just going to graft metal to the sentinels to make them move, but apparently he could simultaneously control 8 operating systems.
12 Years a Slave
As a slave in New Orleans don't, under any circumstances, trust any white people. Oh, hi Brad Pitt.
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  • 16th March 2014 by agentdc7
    Because he is Canadian/
12 Years a Slave
Nothing's more satisfying than spanking an obnoxious racist.
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  • 16th March 2014 by agentdc7
    Oddly enough, that guy plays the exact same kind of annoying character in Cowboy and Aliens.
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
If you're negotiating with an incredibly powerful, advanced alien species, always send the most obnoxious, tactless bureaucrat to represent you.
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  • 24th January 2014 by catmunch1
    The president is too busy with other things, instead of saving the Earth.

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