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Hangover, The
It's normal to valet a squad car over night at Caesar's Palace without some much as a concern for the inebriated status of the 'officers' with medical bracelets.
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    Posted, 4th January 2010
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    Hangover, The
    Getting an undrugged Bengal Tiger thru the lobby to a suite of Caesar's Palace is completely normal and safe to all other hotel guests, if you're high on Rufilin.
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      Hangover, The
      A stripper in Las Vegas would totally take a marriage proposal seriously from a "client" she met the same night.
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        Hangover, The
        A hospital in Las Vegas will totally admit and release (on the same night) any patient attended even if they are clearly under the influence of a controlled substance.
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          Posted, 4th January 2010
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          No matter how alien or savage the species, some human will find a way to have sex with it.
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            "Lag" and "server space" are not ever a factor when sending and receiving data on the order of Terabytes per second over WiFi.
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              Ha! Zero ping on an alien planet over vast distances. Which probably meant they have the tech to obliterate the Na'vi at the flick of a switch.
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            It's a great idea to connect the Main Command Station directly to the shuttle bay without so much as an air lock.
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              Dark Knight, The
              If you're good at something, never do it for free.
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                Curious Case of Benjamin Button, The
                Brad Pitt can get with a woman at pretty much any age.
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                  Posted, 22nd December 2009
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                  Inglourious Basterds
                  Involving non-military females in military assassination plots is about the worst thing you can do for your health and safety if you're in the business of military assassinations.
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                    Posted, 22nd December 2009
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                    Matrix, The
                    If you learn Kung-Fu thru a software system designed to imprint the martial arts knowledge on your conscience, the person who recruited you (and learned fighting styles on the same system) will still command you to, "Show me".
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                      Posted, 22nd December 2009
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                      Gamer
                      Surviving 30 consecutive battles of militarized bloodsport qualifies a convict for re-insertion to civilization.
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                        Posted, 22nd December 2009
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                        Gamer
                        When you have complete mind control over a man, he can still speak one sentence that essentially makes you kill yourself.
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                          Zack and Miri Make a Porno
                          You can use the water in the back part of the toilet to wash your hair if you egregiously neglect to pay your water bill.
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                            Posted, 22nd December 2009
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                            Zack and Miri Make a Porno
                            Granny-panties are all the rave on YouTube.
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                              Posted, 22nd December 2009
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                              Zack and Miri Make a Porno
                              Superman turned closet-homosexual after leaving highschool.
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                                Posted, 22nd December 2009
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                                Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
                                Keeping the hand-scooped dust of a disintegrated alien artifact in a cotton sock insures that you will have enough of it left to completely restore its form and functionality when it is REALLY needed to work.
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                                  Posted, 22nd December 2009
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                                  Zombieland
                                  The problem with coconut is not the taste, it's the consistency!
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                                    Posted, 22nd December 2009
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                                    Princess Bride, The
                                    Giants are particularly adept to rhyming words and I mean it... Anybody wanna peanut?
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                                      Posted, 22nd December 2009
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                                      Princess Bride, The
                                      "To the pain" is a worst fate than "To the death".
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                                        Posted, 22nd December 2009
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                                        Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
                                        If you die fighting to save an alien species, you go to that species' purgatory to recieve wisdom for your human life.
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                                          Posted, 22nd December 2009
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