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Ip Man
The Japanese army is useless against a mob without their leader even with a rifle in their hands.
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    Posted, 17th January 2011
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    Tron: Legacy
    Olivia Wilde is a program that just got out of The Grid.
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      Posted, 18th December 2010
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      Tron: Legacy
      Every program has a disk on their back that stores everything they know.
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        Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1
        Hermione is always angry at Ron.
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          Posted, 19th November 2010
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          Matrix, The
          Slow Motion makes a great movie.
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            Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
            When a gang of black dudes is coming at you with wrenches, they are just trying to give you a hand.
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              Posted, 16th November 2010
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              Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
              Neil Patrick Harris likes to brand his girls
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                Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
                With a little modification to a penis pump, you can turn it into a 'smokeless bong'
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                  Unstoppable
                  The feul tanks in Staton are right on the side of the tracks on the exact position where a derailed train will end up.
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                    Posted, 16th November 2010
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                    How to Train Your Dragon
                    Parrots are an evolution of a species of dragon.
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                      How to Train Your Dragon
                      Dragons have a soft spot behind their ears.
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                        How to Train Your Dragon
                        Dragons hate eels.
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                          Slumdog Millionaire
                          You are already half way to winning a Million Dollars if you are working in a telemarketing company.
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                            Posted, 16th November 2010
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                            Salt
                            No one can make a better Salt than Angelina Jolie.
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                              Posted, 16th November 2010
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                              Hot Tub Time Machine
                              Lougle Map can bring you back to your home if you have just came back from the past.
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                                She's Out of My League
                                Telling a girl you jizzed your pants when she is kissing you is the best compliment you can give her.
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                                  Posted, 16th November 2010
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                                  Expendables, The
                                  Showing Expendables putting bombs on pillars for approx. 1 minute can be very cool.
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                                    Posted, 16th November 2010
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                                    Other Guys, The
                                    Will Ferrell will always have Eva Mendes's firm jugs waiting for him at home.
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                                      Posted, 16th November 2010
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                                      RED
                                      Protecting the President is the Secret Service's job and not the CIA's.
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                                        Posted, 16th November 2010
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                                        Megamind
                                        The thing that differentiates Villians and Super Villians is 'PRESENTATION!'
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                                          Posted, 16th November 2010
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                                          You Again
                                          Betty White is the hottest chick out there.
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                                            Posted, 3rd November 2010
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                                            Twilight Saga: New Moon, The
                                            Werewolves have telepathic abilities.
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                                              In the books werewolves can communicate with each other when they're in animal form. Of course they never mention the abilities of characters other than Edward until it's convenient to the plot.
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                                            Posted, 22nd December 2009
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                                            2012
                                            Being a driver for a Russian Boxer has a better chance of surviving an apocalypse than being the President of the United States.
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                                              Posted, 22nd December 2009
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                                              Dark Knight, The
                                              Putting your seat belts on will save your life in a car crash if you were to kill the driver.
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                                                Posted, 22nd December 2009
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