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Pregnancy is the worst thing ever. Until you're 18, at which point it's more important than breathing.
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    Posted, 4th August 2010
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    An Education
    Even though your dad is an asshole, he might be right.
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      Capitalism: A Love Story
      Ad hominem isn't just the best way, it's the only way.
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        Moonraker
        The problem is irrelevant because the solution is always a laser.
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          Office Space
          Take the creepy guy seriously.
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            Office Space
            Hard work and diligence is the fastest way to be fired.
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              Resident Evil (2002)
              No matter what, if your business is located underground, it is nefarious.
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                Hard Candy
                No matter how well organized a plan is, Sandra Oh will always pop over and fuck shit up.
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                Hostel
                Never trust a guy who eats with his hands. NEVER.
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                  Despicable Me
                  They don't have anything whatsoever to do with the plot? Take them out. But they're cute! So, spend half the movie with them and put them and nobody else from the movie on the posters.
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                    Charlie St. Cloud
                    No mountain is high enough, no valley low enough, no river wide enough, to keep Zac Efron's shirt on him.
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                      Salt
                      Angelina Jolie can fly.
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                        Salt
                        The best place to park a car in the middle of a police chase is inside another car.
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                          War of the Worlds (2005)
                          Your son runs towards giant things killing the Army soldiers en masse with heat rays and lasers? 1. Don't do anything serious to try to stop him. 2. Don't worry, he'll be fine for no apparent or adequately explored or explained reason.
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                          • 6th November 2010 by AKenjiB
                            Well he did try to stop him
                          • 1st March 2010 by agentdc7
                            That was one thing that ruined the ending for me. I was pretty sure he was dead.
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                          Posted, 28th February 2010
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                          Kill Bill Volume 1
                          Not a single hospital employee will notice the rape of one of the coma patients on a daily basis for three years.
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                            28 Weeks Later
                            If a major disease has recently been eradicated, and you are in the safe zone, with armed soldiers, high barriers, and numerous spoken, video, and worded messages saying not to leave the safe zone, feel free to leave the safe zone for no reason whatsoever.
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                              Posted, 19th February 2010
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                              Kill Bill Volume 1
                              Limbs can be willed out of advanced atrophy within minutes through glaring and willpower.
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                              • 25th February 2010 by NateSean
                                Actually it was quite a few hours, which begs the question of how no one found her after she killed two men and went missing in the hospital.
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                              Posted, 19th February 2010
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                              Kill Bill Volume 1
                              One woman. 88 trained and armed men. No problem!
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                                Posted, 19th February 2010
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                                Kill Bill Volume 1
                                Being in a coma requires an abortion.
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                                • 19th February 2010 by miquonranger03
                                  Not really, but until the second movie came out, it seemed this way.
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                                Posted, 19th February 2010
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                                Kill Bill Volume 1
                                Being shot point-blank by a Colt .45 pistol in the head only causes a coma.
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                                  Posted, 19th February 2010
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                                  28 Weeks Later
                                  When you have eradicated an incredibly contagious disease completely, leave one infected person around, just for shits and giggles.
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                                    Posted, 19th February 2010
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                                    Royal Tenenbaums, The
                                    Putting a plugged-in television near the tub of water you are lying in is in no way unsafe.
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                                      Posted, 19th February 2010
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                                      Valentine's Day
                                      Phone sex operators are common, and the practice is widely accepted as a viable job opportunity.
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                                        Posted, 19th February 2010
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                                        Street Fighter
                                        Poorly choreographed martial arts can solve any problem.
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                                          Posted, 19th February 2010
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                                          Kill Bill Volume 2
                                          Your lover leaves you? KILL EVERYBODY.
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                                            Posted, 19th February 2010
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