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Moon
Yeah, the cruel corporation that provides 99% of the world's energy is sure going to learn it's lesson now.
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    Posted, 27th February 2016
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    Moon
    If the only thing you're eating is beans, it's no wonder you have enough time to make smiley faces beside the toilet.
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      Posted, 27th February 2016
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      Moon
      It's easier for an actor to remember his own name when he's the only actor in the majority of the movie.
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        Posted, 26th February 2016
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        Moon
        The shuttle that is designed to transport containers of Helium3 is probably going somewhere that will be safe for a person to end up.
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          Posted, 26th February 2016
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          Moon
          Only wake up one clone. Don't, you know, try to wake them all up and form a revolt.
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            Posted, 26th February 2016
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            Kingdom of Heaven
            Godfrey couldn't get a drop out of his lands, but his son does it on the first week of the job.
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              Posted, 10th February 2016
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              Kingdom of Heaven
              If a man tells you he is the servant of the man who is not fluent in your language, you're probably talking to the real master.
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                Posted, 10th February 2016
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                Kingdom of Heaven
                Your quality will be known among your enemies before ever you meet them.
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                  Kingdom of Heaven
                  There will be no ill effects from kissing a man who has just died from leprosy.
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                    Posted, 10th February 2016
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                    Kingdom of Heaven
                    An arrow in your testicle for three days? Pfft, that's nothing. Arrow in the ribs, yeah, you're dead before the first act is over.
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                      Posted, 10th February 2016
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                      Kingdom of Heaven
                      Your ailing father backhanded you to remind you of your oath, so by all means backhand the servant you just knighted with a fully gloved and healthy arm.
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                        Posted, 10th February 2016
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                        Kingdom of Heaven
                        Religion = fanatacism
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                          Posted, 10th February 2016
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                          Kingdom of Heaven
                          A king may move a man, a father may claim a son, but the soul is in your keeping.
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                            Posted, 10th February 2016
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                            Orlando
                            The worst you can expect from the government after they suspect you are an immortal woman is to have your property seized.
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                              Posted, 10th February 2016
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                              Orlando
                              Servants won't rat their immortal boss out to the Church.
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                                Posted, 10th February 2016
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                                Orlando
                                An immortal woman can give birth to a baby without the scientific community catching wind of it.
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                                  Posted, 10th February 2016
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                                  Orlando
                                  A guy who knows for a fact that you changed sexes from the last time he saw you won't spread rumors about you or in anyway attempt to blackmail you.
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                                    Posted, 10th February 2016
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                                    Orlando
                                    People will pretend to notice that you don't age.
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                                      Posted, 10th February 2016
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                                      Orlando
                                      The Russian princess you're after is probably promised to someone else.
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                                        Posted, 10th February 2016
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                                        Orlando
                                        Peasants who get frozen into the ice make great visual art.
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                                          Posted, 10th February 2016
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                                          Orlando
                                          Boys and girls in the 16th century were deliberately dressed to appear androgynous.
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                                            Posted, 10th February 2016
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                                            What We Do In the Shadows
                                            Turning an old lady into a vampire when you are centuries older than her is "cradle robbing".
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                                              Posted, 9th January 2016
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                                              What We Do In the Shadows
                                              By all means, let the kid run his mouth about how he's a vampire. It won't backfire later.
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                                                Posted, 9th January 2016
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                                                What We Do In the Shadows
                                                Computer programmers are definitely virgins.
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                                                  Posted, 9th January 2016
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                                                  What We Do In the Shadows
                                                  When you're made into a vampire as a child, pedophiles are an easy source of blood.
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                                                    Posted, 9th January 2016
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