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What We Do In the Shadows
Don't sing if you want to live long. They have no use for your song.
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    What We Do In the Shadows
    Some people really like, "Basketti!"
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      What We Do In the Shadows
      They placed two cops under a hypnotic spell so they wouldn't notice anything out of the ordinary... but when did they do the same to the ambulance techs?
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        What We Do In the Shadows
        Just because you're a werewolf, doesn't mean you have to swear.
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          Only Lovers Left Alive
          Christopher Marlowe lived longer than Shakespeare, so he probably won.
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            Only Lovers Left Alive
            Shubert's unfinished symphony was given to him by a vampire
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              Only Lovers Left Alive
              LA is Zombie Central
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                Only Lovers Left Alive
                Your one human employee will never question the source of your income.
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                  Only Lovers Left Alive
                  If he's from the music industry, his blood is probably dirty.
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                    Only Lovers Left Alive
                    A woman who looks like she's perpetually on drugs will not be stopped by Homeland security.
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                      Only Lovers Left Alive
                      If you want to get blood in Detroit, drive to the one hospital in all of Chicago where they don't give parking tickets.
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                        Only Lovers Left Alive
                        No one will ever try to break into your house in a part of Detroit where the police patrols are minimal.
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                          Godzilla (1998)
                          French secret service agents will hole up in a warehouse, but not post a lookout in case someone like a reporter, a cop, or other concerned individual gets nosey.
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                            Posted, 9th November 2015
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                            Godzilla (1998)
                            A French secret service agent won't be able to make a van that is obviously following him.
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                              Posted, 9th November 2015
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                              The Land Before Time
                              Dinosaurs adopt the offspring of other dinosaur species.
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                                Posted, 14th September 2015
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                                The Land Before Time
                                Dinosaurs were prejudiced.
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                                  Posted, 14th September 2015
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                                  The Land Before Time
                                  Use your silverware, be nice to the little girls, and remember to share. (If you grew up with this movie in VHS format, you'll get this reference)
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                                    Posted, 14th September 2015
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                                    Into the Woods
                                    If the Witch touches any of the items, they're rendered ineffective. But she can cast spells on said items without consequence.
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                                      Posted, 17th January 2015
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                                      8 Mile
                                      Sometimes the street name comes to you.
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                                        Posted, 17th September 2014
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                                        8 Mile
                                        When you're involved in arson and you hear sirens, take your sweet ass time getting away from the scene of the crime.
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                                          Posted, 17th September 2014
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                                          8 Mile
                                          You got to stop living up there and live down here.
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                                            Posted, 17th September 2014
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                                            8 Mile
                                            Everyone in a crowd that previously hated you will be okay with you flipping the bird to "someone".
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                                              Posted, 17th September 2014
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                                              Godzilla (2014)
                                              When you're the only other adult on a bus load of kids in a disaster situation, don't bother trying to calm the kids down when they're distracting the driver.
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                                                Posted, 23rd May 2014
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                                                Godzilla (2014)
                                                The nurse that promises she'll keep an eye on your son will mysteriously disappear first chance she gets.
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                                                  Posted, 23rd May 2014
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                                                  Godzilla (2014)
                                                  You will always be one hundred and ten percent safe when three gargantuan monsters are fighting no less than two or three feet away from you in a major US city.
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                                                    Posted, 23rd May 2014
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