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Godzilla (2014)
When Godzilla is walking past you and you have hundreds of civilians right below you, start firing at him. Maybe you'll attract him.
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    Posted, 23rd May 2014
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    Godzilla (2014)
    Don't pull the emergency break or anything, just try to assure the parents that you'll take care of their kid. They have every reason to trust a random stranger because you speak one or two words in their language.
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      Godzilla (2014)
      Female MUTOS lay eggs in nice neat patterns.
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        Godzilla (2014)
        Godzilla, King of the Monsters? Savior of Mankind? Maybe we should wait to see if he's planning to screw up our city even more before offering platitudes?
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          Godzilla (2014)
          The Japanese are surprisingly lenient about hiring ESL teachers with criminal records.
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            Godzilla (2014)
            An American citizen who continually trespasses on quarantined Japanese property will not get deported.
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              Godzilla (2014)
              Japanese teachers are quick to evacuate the school in the event of an emergency but they'll drop the ball with the son of two of the most important people at the power plant.
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                Godzilla (2014)
                Japanese police release kids into their parents' custody in cuffs.
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                  Odd Life of Timothy Green, The
                  Only one kid in the whole town shows up for "Bring Your Kid To Work" day. At both the mom and dad's place of business.
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                    Posted, 19th May 2014
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                    Godzilla (1998)
                    It took 16 years to get the Japanese to trust us with a Godzilla movie again.
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                      Posted, 14th May 2014
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                      Divergent
                      The career assessment test of the future is pee dreams.
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                        Posted, 14th May 2014
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                        The Hunger Games: Catching Fire
                        After 75 years, apparently no other tribute who had a chance to prove their skills to the Game Makers thought, "Hey, there's weapons here, game makers there, no obvious means of protecting said Game Makers and no guards. Let's party!"
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                          Posted, 14th March 2014
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                          Ghost
                          You only take the love with you. RIP.
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                            Posted, 3rd March 2014
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                            Battleship
                            Aliens will take great personal risk to rescue one of their own, without actually attempting to kill any human soldiers. Those evil monsters!
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                              Posted, 3rd March 2014
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                              Battleship
                              Aliens will take great pains not to harm children or anyone who is unarmed. Those evil monsters!
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                                Posted, 3rd March 2014
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                                Battleship
                                The Navy is surprisingly lenient about criminal records.
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                                  Posted, 3rd March 2014
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                                  The Hunger Games: Catching Fire
                                  A girl who had a panic attack at being chosen as a tribute suddenly has the focus needed to inject morphine.
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                                  • 14th May 2014 by NateSean
                                    It's still a learning, thank you.
                                  • 9th May 2014 by Faar
                                    That's the point. This was even addressed in the book: she matured very much in one year.
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                                  Posted, 19th January 2014
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                                  The Hunger Games: Catching Fire
                                  It takes all of twenty minutes to fill a bowl with snow.
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                                    Posted, 19th January 2014
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                                    The Hunger Games: Catching Fire
                                    There are cameras all over the District that can be accessed by any one in a position of authority, accept for the electric fence that people or forbidden to cross.
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                                      Posted, 19th January 2014
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                                      The Hunger Games: Catching Fire
                                      The snow in a district plagued by coal residue is perfectly healthy to place on open wounds.
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                                        Posted, 19th January 2014
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                                        The Hunger Games: Catching Fire
                                        District 12 is smelly.
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                                          Posted, 19th January 2014
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                                          The Hunger Games: Catching Fire
                                          Before you know where you stand with the other tributes, it makes perfect sense to head for the Cornucopia even when it was pretty clearly established why doing so is a bad idea.
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                                            Posted, 19th January 2014
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                                            Odd Life of Timothy Green, The
                                            Telling your kid to have a great day at school is too much pressure.
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                                              Posted, 10th March 2013
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                                              Odd Life of Timothy Green, The
                                              As in all movies of this nature, the soccer game is more about the parents lording their kids over everyone else.
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                                                Posted, 10th March 2013
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                                                Odd Life of Timothy Green, The
                                                No one in the town of Stanleyville has a cellphone camera.
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                                                  Posted, 10th March 2013
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