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Odd Life of Timothy Green, The
Yes! It is totally the new pencil that will jumpstart your town's failing economy and not the kid with the leaves growing from his legs.
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    Odd Life of Timothy Green, The
    Two sisters who use a kid in their personal tug of war clearly had a healthy upbringing.
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      Odd Life of Timothy Green, The
      When leaves are growing out of a kid's ankle, it's a good sign of responsible parenting to take him to a gardener. Not, you know, a doctor.
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        Odd Life of Timothy Green, The
        Go ahead and leave your prototype for a new pencil in your boss's office. Because he seems like such an honest guy.
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          Odd Life of Timothy Green, The
          Brought a kid to life from a bunch of adjectives written on paper and buried in a box in your garden? Don't worry. The adoption agency has heard stranger.
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            Underworld: Awakening
            After Interview with the Vampire, you'd think Stephen Rhea would know better by now.
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              Underworld: Awakening
              Hey Dad? We're down here. No, no, not off the top of the building.
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                Tuck Everlasting
                The fridge horror of what happened to Winnie's body when it became exposed to the waters of that tree has not occurred to anyone.
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                  Tuck Everlasting
                  Not one person involved in the funeral arrangements took a drink of water.
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                    Dark Shadows
                    On breaking you out of a coffin and finding you wrapped in chains, David will only be curious about the panties you got stuck in your mouth.
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                      Dark Shadows
                      Barnabas moved on to found the Bounty paper towel company.
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                        In Time
                        Soup Kitchens only give out time. You know, as opposed to food and clothes that you wind up having to spend your precious time on.
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                          In Time
                          Yeah, it's a real charitable act to leave a time capsule with a homeless woman sleeping in a tunnel. Because no one else will take it from her before she wakes up.
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                            In Time
                            A man can be accused of murder even when when the camera clearly shows him arriving literally ten to fifteen seconds after the man he allegedly murdered fell to his death. (Yes, I know he timed out. That's not the point.)
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                              Posted, 9th June 2012
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                              In Time
                              The poor, who have less time on their clocks and therefore no time to slow down and enjoy life, can still become overweight. Alternatively, rich people never get fat even though they avoid extreme physical activity.
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                                Posted, 9th June 2012
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                                Adventures in Babysitting
                                Clearly Joss Whedon was going about this the wrong way.
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                                  Posted, 14th May 2012
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                                  Melancholia
                                  The world destroying planet will give you plenty of time to gather sticks, carve them to an acceptable amount and whip up your little Magic Cave and get the family together for a last touching moment.
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                                    Posted, 26th April 2012
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                                    Melancholia
                                    After millions of websites providing a detailed diagram and a thorough explanation of the world's imminent demise who knew that one would eventually be right?
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                                      Melancholia
                                      Nothing is really too much of a tagline.
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                                        Melancholia
                                        It's totally possible to shrug off the signs of depression with an expensive wedding and a stern warning.
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                                          Posted, 26th April 2012
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                                          Melancholia
                                          The wedding dress of the year shows no signs of damage after the bride both urinated and had sex in a sandtrap while wearing it.
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                                            Posted, 26th April 2012
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                                            Melancholia
                                            The Moon had other things to do apparently.
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                                              John Carter
                                              If you find yourself on Mars, the lower gravity will allow you to leap great bounds. You'll also be stronger because the density will also be weaker. Now what leap of science is keeping you from freezing your balls off?
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                                                Posted, 26th April 2012
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                                                John Carter
                                                Drinking the water of Mars will give you the ability to understand Mars languages.
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                                                  Posted, 26th March 2012
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                                                  John Carter
                                                  All that matters in the end is that you take up a cause.
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