The Snarky Movie Website

We've lovingly mined 1,939 movies for 54,195 learnings

Our Member, NateSean

NateSean has learned 1929 things!
NateSean has started 74 lists
NateSean has left 173 comments
NateSean has 1 favorite learning

Learnings / Comments / @Comments / Favorites

John Carter
Always jump at the opportunity to fight a savage tribe of Tharks as it will redeem your alleged shortcoming of not saving your family from a burning cabin.
(0) Comments
    Please login to start commenting.
    Posted, 26th March 2012
    by NateSean
    0
    John Carter
    It was absolutely John Carter's fault that his wife and child burned to death in their log cabin. It wasn't, you know, his wife's fault for being so careless to begin with.
    (0) Comments
      Please login to start commenting.
      Posted, 26th March 2012
      by NateSean
      0
      John Carter
      On Mars, ordinary Earth people will have superhuman jumping abilities.
      (0) Comments
        Please login to start commenting.
        Posted, 26th March 2012
        by NateSean
        0
        John Carter
        After nearly escaping from custody three or four times, it won't occur to a trained Union soldier that his prisoner is goading him by peeing outside the cell.
        (0) Comments
          Please login to start commenting.
          Posted, 26th March 2012
          by NateSean
          1
          John Carter
          All worlds eventually fall. It just helps to have a semi-omniprescent species managing it.
          (0) Comments
            Please login to start commenting.
            Posted, 26th March 2012
            by NateSean
            0
            John Carter
            John Carter was actually Edgar Rice Burrough's uncle.
            (0) Comments
              Please login to start commenting.
              Posted, 26th March 2012
              by NateSean
              1
              Super Mario Brothers
              Mammals are disgusting to handle but make great pizza toppings.
              (0) Comments
                Please login to start commenting.
                Posted, 14th February 2012
                by NateSean
                0
                Dragon Wars
                When you're the security guard of a zoo and an animal is brutally killed, don't bother calling the police to the scene to report some kind of a break in. Instead go to the police station and start talking about the giant snake. You'll be fine.
                (0) Comments
                  Please login to start commenting.
                  Posted, 14th February 2012
                  by NateSean
                  2
                  Dragon Wars
                  A car crash does a lot more damage than a bullet in your shoulder at point blank range.
                  (0) Comments
                    Please login to start commenting.
                    Posted, 14th February 2012
                    by NateSean
                    0
                    Dragon Wars
                    Apparently there are quite a few girls in LA that have tatoos.
                    (0) Comments
                      Please login to start commenting.
                      Posted, 14th February 2012
                      by NateSean
                      0
                      Dragon Wars
                      Take your sweet time when leaving your son alone with a man who is apparently having a heart attack.
                      (0) Comments
                        Please login to start commenting.
                        Posted, 14th February 2012
                        by NateSean
                        0
                        Dragon Wars
                        Evil henchmen don't quite have the hang of cars.
                        (0) Comments
                          Please login to start commenting.
                          Posted, 14th February 2012
                          by NateSean
                          0
                          Inception
                          Even though your partner bought out the airline, it's absoultely crucial that you slip the drugs into the water of the guy you're trying to hack into. Don't get the airline attendant to do it or anything.
                          (0) Comments
                            Please login to start commenting.
                            Posted, 14th February 2012
                            by NateSean
                            0
                            Sphere
                            Harry is tired of all these motha-effing squids in this motha-effing ocean.
                            (0) Comments
                              Please login to start commenting.
                              Posted, 4th February 2012
                              by NateSean
                              0
                              Kill Bill Volume 1
                              Revenge is like a forest. It can be easy to forget where you came in.
                              (0) Comments
                                Please login to start commenting.
                                Posted, 11th July 2011
                                by NateSean
                                1
                                Clerks
                                You're closed.
                                (0) Comments
                                  Please login to start commenting.
                                  Posted, 9th July 2011
                                  by NateSean
                                  0
                                  Clerks
                                  Aside from cheating, Dante and Veronica were a great couple.
                                  (0) Comments
                                    Please login to start commenting.
                                    Posted, 9th July 2011
                                    by NateSean
                                    0
                                    Clerks
                                    Jay's not dealing anything. Now what you want?
                                    (0) Comments
                                      Please login to start commenting.
                                      Posted, 9th July 2011
                                      by NateSean
                                      0
                                      Clerks
                                      They don't sell hubcaps for a '72 Pinto hatchback? Ooh, Mini-Trucker Magazine!
                                      (0) Comments
                                        Please login to start commenting.
                                        Posted, 9th July 2011
                                        by NateSean
                                        0
                                        Clerks
                                        Navy Seals is not a quality flick.
                                        (0) Comments
                                          Please login to start commenting.
                                          Posted, 9th July 2011
                                          by NateSean
                                          0
                                          Clerks
                                          They don't have the one with that guy who was in that movie last year.
                                          (0) Comments
                                            Please login to start commenting.
                                            Posted, 9th July 2011
                                            by NateSean
                                            0
                                            Clerks
                                            There aren't many videos you would get for a six year-old boy who chronically wets his bed.
                                            (0) Comments
                                              Please login to start commenting.
                                              Posted, 9th July 2011
                                              by NateSean
                                              0
                                              Clerks
                                              All the prices end in nine. It's eerie.
                                              (0) Comments
                                                Please login to start commenting.
                                                Posted, 9th July 2011
                                                by NateSean
                                                0
                                                Clerks
                                                Liking "Empire" over "Jedi" is blasphemy.
                                                (0) Comments
                                                  Please login to start commenting.
                                                  Posted, 9th July 2011
                                                  by NateSean
                                                  0
                                                  Clerks
                                                  Knowing how she came to have sex with a dead guy won't make it any less weird.
                                                  (0) Comments
                                                    Please login to start commenting.
                                                    Posted, 9th July 2011
                                                    by NateSean
                                                    0

                                                    Recently Added

                                                    You Like?

                                                    Facebook Friends

                                                    © 2010 - 2017 100ThingsILearned.com • All rights reserved.