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First Roger Clemens and the "Boys of Summer" and now the Smurfs! Why oh why must all our heroes turn to steroids?
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    Posted, 4th January 2010
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    Twilight Saga: New Moon, The
    Middleaged women have no problem showing their lust over Edward shirtless seeing as how he's over a 100 years old. When Jacob removes his shirt they must contain a silent squeee to themselves for fear of being labeled as pedophiles.
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      Posted, 25th December 2009
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      Twilight Saga: New Moon, The
      A newly vegetarian vampire will only use a paper cut as an excuse to attack a teenage girl, when the reality is he did it because she earlier shamed him into shutting his mouth due to her bad feelings of being wished a happy birthday.
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        Posted, 25th December 2009
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        Twilight Saga: New Moon, The
        When being held by the throat from a vampire you will continue to look tough only to suffer a heart attack after the werewolf whose paw print you just erased saves you from her.
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          Posted, 25th December 2009
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