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Hunchback of Notre Dame
You find a women erotic and seductive. Therefore, she must be a witch!
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    Posted, 30th January 2010
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    Valkyrie
    Only Tom Cruise could make a movie about Hitler boring.
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      Posted, 30th January 2010
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      Fight Club
      "Single Serving Friends" isn't as clever as you think it is.
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        Posted, 22nd January 2010
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        Fight Club
        It's totally normal to visualize a horrible fiery death on an airplane because life insurace pays triple if you die on a business trip.
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          Posted, 22nd January 2010
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          Fight Club
          Crying can cure insomnia.
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            Posted, 22nd January 2010
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            Fight Club
            Bob has bitch tits.
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            • 8th April 2011 by Andershp
              Steroids does that...
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            Posted, 22nd January 2010
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            I Love You, Beth Cooper
            "Wow, your nipples are so weird" is not a compliment.
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              I Love You, Beth Cooper
              When you get that chance to tell a girl you love her in very embarrassing way, don't pass it up. You could end up spending a wild and crazy night with her.
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                I Love You, Beth Cooper
                Never ask your guy friend to act out a scene from Star Wars using your dicks as light-sabers. Its just gay.
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                  I Love You, Beth Cooper
                  You're not alive unless you're living.
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                    I Love You, Beth Cooper
                    Where there is no escape, jump out the window.
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                      Posted, 11th January 2010
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                      I Love You, Beth Cooper
                      Skeleton parts make for a great weapon.
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                        I Love You, Beth Cooper
                        When you run upstairs in a horror movie, you die!
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                          Posted, 11th January 2010
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                          I Love You, Beth Cooper
                          It'll take a threesome with two hot cheerleaders to realize you're gay.
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                            Posted, 11th January 2010
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                            I Love You, Beth Cooper
                            Don't impress a girl. You'll lose a tooth.
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                              Posted, 11th January 2010
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                              Paranormal Activity
                              When a ghost/demon leaves foot prints in baby powder, freak out or follow the trail. Pay no attention to the fact that the print looks more like a duck foot, and not a human foot.
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                              • 10th April 2010 by megz baby
                                there called tallans^-^
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                              Posted, 11th January 2010
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                              Paranormal Activity
                              A great way to piss off a demon is by quoting Monty Python at it.
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                              • 11th January 2010 by Halfsh0t
                                oops, meant *off.
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                              Posted, 11th January 2010
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                              Monsters, Inc
                              Flattery will get you nowhere (at least where paperwork is concerned).
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                                Posted, 10th January 2010
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                                Finding Nemo
                                Dory has never eaten a fish.
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                                Posted, 9th January 2010
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                                Finding Nemo
                                Escaaapey is spelled just like the English word "escape."
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                                  Posted, 9th January 2010
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                                  Simpsons Movie, The
                                  6 jabs and its a Federal Crime.
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                                    Posted, 8th January 2010
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                                    Simpsons Movie, The
                                    The Bible doesn't have any answers!
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                                      Posted, 8th January 2010
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                                      Simpsons Movie, The
                                      You gotta learn to listen!
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                                        Posted, 8th January 2010
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                                        Simpsons Movie, The
                                        Bananas are an excellent sorce of potassium.
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                                          Simpsons Movie, The
                                          Its boring to go mad without power.
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                                          Posted, 8th January 2010
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