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Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers, The
When you're starving and you find a shitload of food, just smoke weed...
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    Posted, 2nd January 2010
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    Breast implants won't prevent you from drowning.
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      Roland Emmerich always saves the dog.
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        Geneticists don't think Arab people are worthy of saving. Bankers do.
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          Brave Russian pilotes are expendable.
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            Posted, 29th December 2009
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            Transformers
            You'll have a shot at Megan Fox if you own a Camaro.
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              Gamer
              There will still be game mods in the future.
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                Paranormal Activity
                When you have: a- a hot girlfriend, b- a bed, c- a camcoder; just go to sleep.
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                  Kinda disappointing, isn't it?
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                Posted, 29th December 2009
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                Zack and Miri Make a Porno
                When you're watching a live porn scene being made, all you can think about is LOST.
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                  G.I. Joe The Rise of Cobra
                  French cops are dumb.
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                    Posted, 29th December 2009
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                    Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
                    if you're ugly, can't act and you have the lead role in an awful movie, your name is probably Shia LaBeouf.
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                      Posted, 26th December 2009
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                      Iron Man
                      It takes a weapons dealer a three-months stay in a cave surrounded by terrorists to realize that his weapons actually kill innocent people.
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                        Posted, 26th December 2009
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                        Walk the Line
                        Child labor is bad!
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                          Posted, 26th December 2009
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                          Pirates of The Caribbean: Black Pearl
                          Since Lord of the rings, Orlando Bloom has gotten really good at throwing pointy things...
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                          Posted, 26th December 2009
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                          Babel
                          Japanese girls are all nymphos, American women are all slightly racist, American men are brave, Mexican women are fat, Mexican men drink too much and only think about partying, Arab families are incestuous and monogamous.
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                            Posted, 26th December 2009
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                            Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
                            Emma Watson is jailbait for Bulgarian athletes.
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                              Posted, 26th December 2009
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                              When your species has four fingers, you just trust a bunch of five fingered people who want to learn EVERYTHING about you...
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                                Posted, 26th December 2009
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